Tag: Donald Trump

Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.

President Donald Trump with large scissors cutting a ribbon at a staged event.
U.S.

White House Insists Trump Not Missing, Just Busy Cutting Epstein Island Ribbon for ‘Trump Youth Jobs Program’

Trump’s disappearance wasn’t a health scare — it was a ribbon-cutting ceremony for the new…

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Smoke and flames rise from a wildfire in a forest.
U.S.

Border Patrol Arrests Firefighters for Being Illegal, Fire Itself Still at Large

Two firefighters were arrested for immigration violations while the 9,000-acre Bear Gulch Fire kept burning.…

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George Soros and Alex Soros posing together in a suit and tie.
U.S.

Soros Family Accused of Running Protest Cartel, Allegedly Controlling 85% of American Chant Supply

Trump has demanded RICO charges against George and Alex Soros, accusing them of running a…

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Donald Trump showing a signed EO.
Business

Trump Pushes for U.S. to Buy 10% Stake in Cracker Barrel: “America Needs More Biscuit Futures”

Trump wants America to take a 10% stake in Cracker Barrel just like Intel. In…

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President Donald Trump speaks at the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office.
Politics

Not a Dictator, Trump Clarifies, “Just a Guy With Excellent Common Sense About Martial Law”

Trump swears he’s not a dictator, just a man with flawless instincts about martial law,…

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Protesters burn an American flag during a demonstration as Donald Trump reacts in inset photo
U.S.

Trump Declares War on Flag Burners, Accidentally Torches First Amendment Instead

Trump has declared war on flag burners, but the First Amendment may burn him back.…

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Nancy Mace speaking passionately into a microphone during a political event
Politics

After Hoax Shooter Post and Empty Rally, Nancy Mace Concludes Biggest Threat to South Carolina Is Herself

Nancy Mace’s campaign imploded faster than her own tweets. After boosting a hoax shooter story…

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Close-up of screwworm larvae on a medical tray
U.S.

Trump Blames Wind Turbines for Screwworm Parasite Case: “The Bugs Get Dizzy, Fall on People”

The CDC says screwworm parasites came from Guatemala, but Trump insists they were “launched off…

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Donald Trump speaking outside United States Park Police station with microphone.
Politics

Trump Promises to “Fix Chicago,” Starts by Selling Red Hats That Say “Chicago Loves Trump”

Trump claims African-American women begged him to “fix Chicago,” unveiling imaginary red hats as proof…

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Donald Trump points during meeting, Intel CEO Lip-Bu Tan gestures while speaking at event
Business

Trump: ‘Intel Gave Me 10%. Now I Want the Other 90% of Their Secrets’

Trump claimed victory after America purchased 10% of Intel. Then he demanded the remaining 90%,…

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Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein sitting together outdoors.
Politics

Maxwell’s DOJ Interview Released: Reads Like Netflix Pilot That Forgot Its Own Plot

Maxwell’s DOJ interview was hyped as explosive. Instead, it played like a canceled Netflix series…

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Former national security adviser John Bolton looking on during a White House meeting
U.S.

FBI Labels Bolton ‘National Security Threat,’ Trump Labels Museum Gift Shop ‘Deep State Trap’ as America Enters Raid Season

FBI hits Bolton, Trump raids museums, and pandas may be next — America’s new season…

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