As Trump and Musk go full WWE, the Millers test whether marriage can survive divided billionaire loyalties. Washington has thoughts, and maybe popcorn.…
President Trump stumbled while boarding Air Force One, sparking a wave of social media mockery and drawing comparisons to his past jabs at…
Trump’s birthday parade tanks missed D.C. and invaded LA, mixing party chaos with military confusion for the wildest celebration yet.…
Trump sends 2,000 National Guardsmen to Los Angeles in a bold move to “retake” California, sparking avocado shortages, Instagram livestreams, and an immediate…
Eggs are cheaper than ever, thanks to Trump’s “Eggonomics Miracle.” The only catch? Dozens of Americans are now getting an extra helping of…
Elon Musk and Bessent turned the West Wing into a contact sport, with Steve Bannon on live commentary and Trump debating the installation…
Movie nights and state fairs go off the rails as the Trump–Musk feud sparks an unprecedented popcorn shortage, leaving Americans to improvise with…
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy offers to mediate peace talks between President Trump and Elon Musk, hoping juice boxes and playground rules can keep…
Trump and Musk have gone from allies to enemies in record time, with threats, secrets, and wild accusations filling everyone’s feed. Congress is…
Congress is investigating whether Joe Biden’s autopen deserves a presidential pension, a prime spot at the Smithsonian, or a day in court. Trump…