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Tag: Donald Trump
Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.
Global Shoppers Punish U.S. Over Trump Tariffs, Finally Try Jeans That Fit
Levi’s, Coke, and McDonald’s are watching foreign customers abandon them in droves. Trump calls it…
Trump’s U.S. Open Appearance to Be Edited Like North Korean Broadcast: Just Cheers, No Boos
The U.S. Open told broadcasters to censor boos, chants, or protests during Trump’s appearance, turning…
Trump Declares DOT ‘Woke,’ Rebrands It as the ‘Department of Trump’
Trump scraps the Department of Transportation name in favor of his own brand, claiming the…
Trump Says New ‘Rose Garden Club Needs Girls and More of Those Good Old Epstein Vibes’
Trump unveiled his “Rose Garden Club” with senators and donors, then ruined the ambiance by…
Trump’s Secret FBI Codename ‘Big Mac’ Revealed in Botched Donnie BrascTrump Epstein Sting
Republicans now claim Donald Trump’s secret FBI codename was “Big Mac,” and his undercover Epstein…
Pentagon Rebrand to ‘War’ Expected to Save $350.56 in Letterhead Costs
Trump insists “defense” was too woke, renaming the Pentagon to the Department of War. Officials…
Trump Axes Airline Compensation Rule — Passengers Now Paid in Thoughts and Prayers
Stranded fliers hoping for compensation can now count on prayer instead. The administration says spiritual…
RFK Jr’s Brain Worm Delivers Stronger Testimony Than RFK Jr
Senate hearings are supposed to reveal the truth, but nobody expected it to come from…
Trump Warns Opening Epstein Files Will “Destroy America’s Faith in Billionaires, Private Jets, and Secret Islands”
Trump is scrambling to keep the Epstein files sealed, warning that transparency would shatter America’s…
Sources Confirm Xi, Putin, Kim Were Actually Discussing Which Trump Golf Course Has Best Buffet
Donald Trump accused Xi, Putin, and Kim of conspiring against America during a Beijing parade.…
Trump Says U.S. Skipped Summit Because ‘We Already Have Costco, Much Bigger Than SCO’
Trump dismisses Xi’s biggest diplomatic event as “Costco without muffins” while world leaders eat stale…
Dean Cain Joins ICE, Immediately Realizes He Actually Just Needs Ice for His Injury
Superman once fought Lex Luthor. Now he’s fighting joint inflammation. Dean Cain’s short-lived ICE career…
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