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Tag: Donald Trump
Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.
Trump Exposes Deep State, Installs Even Deeper State ‘With Better Loyalty, Better Hats’
Trump claims victory over the Deep State and replaces it with something murkier, crawlier, and…
Trump Says Windmills Cause Tornadoes: “You Spin Something That Big, What Do You Expect?”
Trump blames wind turbines for causing tornadoes, migraines, and “atmospheric disrespect,” promises to return to…
Trump Announces AI Bot That Only Answers with Trump Quotes, Spelling Errors Included
Trump launches new AI bot trained exclusively on his quotes and fast food orders, accidentally…
Trump Flees Epstein Questions, Lands in Scotland to Negotiate Golf Cart Tariff With EU
Trump lands in Scotland to escape Epstein questions and discuss golf cart tariffs with confused…
Trump Points at Random Blueprint, Demands Powell Justify Every Dollar Spent on a Staircase
During a visit to the Fed headquarters, Trump questioned the cost of a staircase and…
White House Labels South Park ‘Leftist Terror Cell,’ Orders DHS to Monitor Kenny
The Trump White House has labeled “South Park” a “leftist terror cell” after a brutal…
IRS to Audit ‘Just the Poors and Regular Liars’ After Trump Budget Cuts Hit Rich-Guy Squad
Trump’s new IRS strategy targets the poor while wealthy taxpayers receive audit immunity and free…
Pay Up or Stay Forever: Trump Strikes ‘Freedom Tariff’ Deal with China
China unveils Staycation Plus™, offering detained Americans continental breakfast, soft pillows, and an optional exit…
Trump Declares ‘Transparency Time’ Releases JFK, RFK, MLK, and His Own McDonald’s Orders
Trump calls it “Transparency Time,” releasing MLK, JFK, RFK files — and his own fast…
Gabbard Refers Obama for ‘Conspiracy to Collude With Collusion’ in Time-Looping Indictment
Tulsi Gabbard has referred Obama to the DOJ for allegedly creating the Russia collusion narrative…
Powell Yells “Just Close the F*cking Door” as GOP Refers Him for Crimes He Didn’t Commit Fast Enough
After a criminal referral over luxury renovations, Fed Chair Jerome Powell asks the real question:…
Trump Sketches Redskins Logo on Back of Epstein Birthday Card, Says ‘Drawing’s Always Been a Safe Place for Me’
President Trump reignites controversy by sketching a new Redskins logo on the back of Jeffrey…
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