Notification
Search
Have an existing account?
Sign In
Tag: Donald Trump
Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.
Two Planes of White House Staff Depart for Kirk Funeral, Leaving Government Unsupervised for 48 Hours
Trump’s team is sending two planeloads of staff to Charlie Kirk’s funeral, leaving Washington oddly…
Department of War Tells Reporters: ‘Obey, Or Lose Your Hall Pass’
Pete Hegseth claims reporters are a “safety risk” and imposes restrictions that make Pentagon coverage…
Ted Cruz Accidentally Makes Sense, Nation Unsure How to React
Ted Cruz produced one coherent thought in 2025, prompting historians to document it like a…
FCC Declares Only Punchlines Approved by Department of Homeland Laughs Allowed
Trump’s FCC unveils a Department of Homeland Laughs, suspends Kimmel, and promises America only safe,…
Trump Asks King Charles If Crown Comes in MAGA Red
At Windsor Castle, Trump quizzed King Charles about crowns, thrones, and brand options. The visit…
Windsor Castle Joins Streaming Wars, Debuts New True Crime Docuseries on Its Walls
Trump’s UK visit turned into a streaming event as Windsor Castle became a true crime…
Should Flags Ever Go Back Up? Trump Says No, Calls Half-Mast ‘More Patriotic’
Trump orders U.S. flags to fly permanently at half-mast, claiming it shows strength and respect.…
Every Social Media User Now a Forensic Analyst
Yesterday they were economists, today they’re CSI agents. Tomorrow they’ll be cardiologists. The internet never…
Trump Spotted Biting Blue Mystery Object, Nation Places Bets on Viagra vs. Altoid
The U.S. Open crowd wanted a five-set thriller, but instead got a close-up of Donald…
From Informant to Inquisitor: Johnson Upgrades Trump’s Resume to ‘Holy Crusader’
Johnson now insists Trump wasn’t a snitch but a divine knight of fries, smiting Epstein…
Trump Demands Larger Flag at US Open, Says Current One “Barely Covers My Ego”
Trump wasn’t satisfied with the massive U.S. Open flag, saying it was “too puny” and…
Trump to Award Giuliani Medal of Freedom, Critics Suggest Medal of Delusion Instead
Rudy Giuliani’s spine may be fractured, but his loyalty to Trump remains unbent. The former…
Recent Articles
