Kermit the Frog inspires graduates, Trump defunds PBS, and somewhere Big Bird is being audited. Just another Thursday in America.…
Treasury Secretary says Trump is “going big” on digital assets, right after Trump threw a gala for people who bought his meme coin.…
Trump threatens Apple with tariffs unless it builds iPhones in America, proving once again he understands manufacturing the same way toddlers understand cloud…
Trump cuts solar tax credits in his Big Beautiful Bill, finally settling his grudge against the sun for daring to shine too brightly…
Trump’s spokeswoman says it’s absurd to think he’s profiting off the presidency, then immediately sells $95 towels and probably your dignity.…
Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill passes by one vote, making history and ensuring toddlers can now invest tax-free in freedom.…
Trump warned Walmart not to blame his tariffs for price hikes, insisting the company should absorb the cost. “Inflation is a choice,” he…
MAGA asks Trump to cancel Pride Month, calling it extreme. The LGBTQ+ community responded with grace, glitter, and one disco tank.…
Trump took aim at Taylor Swift, Bruce Springsteen, and the Supreme Court in one rant. Swifties responded faster than Congress ever will.…
Trump introduced the F-55, a jet with two engines and big ambitions. It doesn’t exist, but that’s never stopped a rally pitch before.…