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Tag: Donald Trump
Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.
Vivek Ramaswamy’s Campaign Pledges Cheetos for Trump’s Vote-o’s!
At the first GOP debate, which notably lacked the presence of former President Donald Trump,…
Trump Enlists Mar-a-Lago IT Expert, Yuscil Taveras, to Tackle Caps Lock Crisis
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA - Four time indicted (at the time this story originally ran), former…
Former President Considers Jail to Dodge Exhausting Dad Duties
Former President Donald J. Trump has expressed a desire to voluntarily enter jail as a…
Trump to be Moderator in GOP Debates, Promises a Play-by-Play of His Greatness
Washington, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump has announced that he will be taking on…
Trump Declares Himself Winner of Debates Before They Begin, Plans to Skip Straight to Victory
Washington, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump announced today that he will not be participating in any…
Trump’s Fruitful Diplomacy: An Apple a Day Keeps the Nuclear Tensions Away
Washington D.C. — Former President Donald Trump has declared that he will not be participating…
Trump Claims Ring Toss at Iowa State Fair is Rigged, Demands Recount of Carnival Game Results
Des Moines, Iowa - Former President Donald Trump has taken his grievances to social media…
Former President Trump Channels Supreme Court Expertise: “I Packed the Court Just for This!”
Former President Donald J. Trump has taken to social media, his preferred platform for all…
Donald Trump Requests Trial Venue Change to Judge Judy’s Court for ‘Fair’ Hearing
Washington D.C. - Former President Donald Trump's legal team has submitted an extraordinary request to…
Indictment Triathlon: Trump’s Third Time’s a Charm Circus and Beg-a-Thon
Washington, D.C. - In what can only be described as the legal equivalent of Groundhog…
Trump Admits Running for President Only to Fund Legal Fees in Conversation with Favorite Son Don Jr.
Former President Donald Trump was caught on a hot mic, revealing his true motivations for…
Trump Demands Investigation into Taylor Swift’s Concert Success: Suspects “Unfair Advantage”
Former President Donald Trump has taken a break from his social media escapades to demand…
