MAGA nation’s enthusiasm for Trump’s Iran strike vanished when they learned the B2 pilot wasn’t a man, causing mass confusion and accusations of…
Iran has closed the Strait of Hormuz, claiming it needs a “spiritual renovation.” Clerics say too much Western oil has disrupted the waterway’s…
After Trump’s airstrikes, Iran’s nuclear scientists ditch uranium for espresso, launching Fission Brew, a chain of artisanal coffee shops so good they’re brokering…
Trump dropped bombs on Iran’s nuclear sites, then took to Truth Social to tell everyone “NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE.” The U.S.…
After previously saying Iran wasn’t building nuclear weapons, Tulsi Gabbard now says they could be just weeks away. What changed? Apparently Trump’s opinion,…
The Melania MEME Coin terms and conditions are a masterpiece of patriotic legalese that warns users the coin does nothing, fixes nothing, and…
President Trump says Americans need fewer holidays as he golfs four days a week and blames bunker sand for national decline.…
President Trump signals possible military action but delays final decision until after a few rallies, some tacos, and a weekend of golf diplomacy…
MAGA influencers claim Juneteenth is “grooming” the American calendar and confusing patriotic priorities. Some propose moving it to February or replacing it with…
Amid rising conflict, President Trump announces Barron Trump is medically exempt from serving in World War III due to an inherited bone spur.…