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Tag: Donald Trump
Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.
Trump Claims Nobel Peace Prize ‘Rigged,’ Says He’ll Make His Own Better One
After years of being ignored by the Nobel Committee, President Trump announces his own “Peace…
Wasn’t in the Playbook: Ex-NFL Star Quits FBI After Trump Calls Blitz on Immigrants
The ex-Bears legend says he joined to protect the country, not help the president call…
Trump Declassifies Amelia Earhart Files, Says ‘She Vanished, Just Like Epstein’s Client List’
Trump hails “historic transparency” on a 90-year-old mystery while steering clear of the island where…
After Trump Deports Millions, Modelo Sales Plummet, Michelob Ultra Crowned King of Bland
Trump’s deportations crushed Modelo sales, leaving Michelob Ultra to rule the nation’s beer aisle by…
Trump and Musk Reunite at Kirk Memorial, Bond Over Shared Love of Attention
The world’s two most attention-starved men rediscovered their chemistry at a funeral, proving nothing unites…
White House Says Autism ‘Solved’ After Trump Suggests Horses Rarely Get It
Trump blames Tylenol for autism, praises horse dewormer as miracle cure, and claims horses prove…
Federal Reserve Cuts Rates, Americans Celebrate by Not Buying Anything Anyway
Wall Street cheered, Main Street yawned. A quarter-point rate cut can’t move a housing market…
UFC Announces White House Fight Night, Finally Makes Idiocracy a Documentary
America is turning its front lawn into a cage fight, complete with McGregor, Trump commentary,…
Trump Calls Bondi ‘Careful and Smart,’ Immediately Demands She Throw Out Both Qualities
Trump praised Pam Bondi as “careful” before urging her to toss caution aside and start…
Trump Tells Press Corps: ‘If Plane Went Down Without Me, Nobody Would Care Anyway’
Trump reminded reporters their survival only matters when it benefits him. His comments came after…
Trump DOJ Shuts Down Probe, Says Accepting Bribes Is Just ‘Extreme Vetting for Cash’
When FBI agents caught Trump’s border czar on tape taking $50,000, the DOJ quickly clarified…
Two Planes of White House Staff Depart for Kirk Funeral, Leaving Government Unsupervised for 48 Hours
Trump’s team is sending two planeloads of staff to Charlie Kirk’s funeral, leaving Washington oddly…
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