Former President Donald Trump has reportedly survived a second assassination attempt — this time on the golf course. But this time, his new best friend and billionaire buddy Elon Musk is swooping in…
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In a bizarre twist, former President Donald Trump claims he narrowly avoided an “assassination attempt” while golfing. The alleged culprit? None other than NFL star Travis Kelce, who was spotted lurking in the…
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Former President Donald Trump has indicated he may skip any future debates with Vice President Kamala Harris after she allegedly made him cry during their first face-off. According to sources close to Trump,…
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Former President Donald Trump set a new record during last night’s ABC News debate with Kamala Harris: he directly answered exactly zero questions. Despite being asked multiple straightforward questions, Trump masterfully pivoted, dodged,…
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The ABC News debate between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris didn’t just heat up the political stage—it also served up some seriously strange claims. With mentions of mythical creatures and conspiracy theories, fact-checkers…
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In a move that has left both his critics and supporters scratching their heads, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance has publicly announced his newfound support for a demographic he once poked fun at—single cat…
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In what seems like a storyline from an over-the-top tabloid, Springfield, Ohio, has become the center of a controversial and unsettling rumor: that Haitian migrants in the community are eating pets. The accusation…
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In what might be one of the most bizarre fundraising strategies in political history, Donald Trump has reportedly unveiled his latest plan to save the financially struggling GOP: selling limited edition pieces of…
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Former President Donald Trump’s private jet, Trump Force One, reportedly dumped human waste over a crowd during a rally flyover in Wisconsin. The unfortunate incident, reminiscent of the infamous Dave Matthews Band sewage dump…
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An anonymous source close to the Harris / Walz campaign has claimed that Vice President Kamala Harris is already picking out new curtains for the White House, despite the 2024 election being more…
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