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Tag: Donald Trump
Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.
Trump’s Fruitful Diplomacy: An Apple a Day Keeps the Nuclear Tensions Away
Washington D.C. — Former President Donald Trump has declared that he will not be participating…
Trump Claims Ring Toss at Iowa State Fair is Rigged, Demands Recount of Carnival Game Results
Des Moines, Iowa - Former President Donald Trump has taken his grievances to social media…
Former President Trump Channels Supreme Court Expertise: “I Packed the Court Just for This!”
Former President Donald J. Trump has taken to social media, his preferred platform for all…
Donald Trump Requests Trial Venue Change to Judge Judy’s Court for ‘Fair’ Hearing
Washington D.C. - Former President Donald Trump's legal team has submitted an extraordinary request to…
Indictment Triathlon: Trump’s Third Time’s a Charm Circus and Beg-a-Thon
Washington, D.C. - In what can only be described as the legal equivalent of Groundhog…
Trump Admits Running for President Only to Fund Legal Fees in Conversation with Favorite Son Don Jr.
Former President Donald Trump was caught on a hot mic, revealing his true motivations for…
Trump Demands Investigation into Taylor Swift’s Concert Success: Suspects “Unfair Advantage”
Former President Donald Trump has taken a break from his social media escapades to demand…
Trump Proudly Proclaims Himself the “Indictment Champion” – Collects Legal Troubles Like Trump NFTs
Washington D.C. - Former President Donald Trump took to Social Media this morning to boast…
Biden’s “Democratic” Dog Enforces Party Loyalty by Biting Secret Service Members Who Voted for Trump
Washington D.C. - President Joe Biden's pet dog, Commander, has taken on the role of the…
Guy Fieri and Donald Trump Bond Over Ketchup-Infused Recipes at Recent UFC Event
Las Vegas, USA - At a recent UFC event, celebrity chef Guy Fieri and former…
Trump Boasts About Being the Best, Calls Former Appointees “Idiots” and Promises to Do Better in 2024
Mar-a-Lago, FL - Former President Donald J. Trump boasted about his unmatched greatness while simultaneously…
Trump Leaves Rally Attendees With Pizza Bill: A Slice of Democracy in Action
Former President Donald J. Trump once again demonstrated his remarkable business acumen by ordering pizza…
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