Guy Fieri and Donald Trump Bond Over Ketchup-Infused Recipes at Recent UFC Event
Las Vegas, USA – At a recent UFC event, celebrity chef Guy Fieri and former President Donald Trump found themselves engaged in a…
Trump Boasts About Being the Best, Calls Former Appointees “Idiots” and Promises to Do Better in 2024
Mar-a-Lago, FL – Former President Donald J. Trump boasted about his unmatched greatness while simultaneously labeling his former appointees as “idiots” and “morons.”…
Trump Leaves Rally Attendees With Pizza Bill: A Slice of Democracy in Action
Former President Donald J. Trump once again demonstrated his remarkable business acumen by ordering pizza for all attendees, only to disappear into thin…
Tom “My Shirt is Never” Fitton Replaces Trumps Top Lawyer on Legal Team
In an unprecedented move, former President Donald J. Trump has bid adieu to his team of high-powered lawyers and replaced them with a…
New Republican Fundraising Stategy Inspired by Trump: Breaking the law to drum up financial support from ardent supporters
Four notorious Republican lawmakers, Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Jim Jordan, and Matt Gaetz, have reportedly hatched a daring plan to enhance their…
Trump Proclaims Himself The Greatest Indictee of All Time
In a theatrical display of self-acclaimed legal prowess, former President Donald J. Trump took the stage today to tout his ongoing legal battles,…
Trump Indictment Tour Set to Wow Audiences with Exquisite Legal Choreography
The Trump Indictment Tour of 2023 is hitting the road, bringing a unique blend of legal drama and political spectacle to a city…
Brett Favre Fumbles Million-Dollar Welfare Speeches, Prefers Trump’s ‘Pardon Plays’
Former NFL quarterback and self-proclaimed Trump supporter Brett Favre finds himself in a whirlwind of controversy involving welfare money. The Hall of Fame…
Village People Send Cease and Desist to Trump Due to Terrible Dance Moves
The iconic ’70s disco group, the Village People, have taken legal action against former President Donald Trump for his cringe-worthy dance moves to…
Trump Ordered to Attend ‘Social Media Fingers Anonymous’ After Violating Evidence Disclosure Rules
New York, NY – Former President Donald Trump has reportedly been ordered to attend a lecture on how not to violate evidence disclosure…
