Donald Trump Archives — Page 26 of 28

Trump Declares Himself Winner of Debates Before They Begin, Plans to Skip Straight to Victory

Washington, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump announced today that he will not be participating in any primary debates featuring Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, biotech…

Trump’s Fruitful Diplomacy: An Apple a Day Keeps the Nuclear Tensions Away

Washington D.C. — Former President Donald Trump has declared that he will not be participating in the first Republican debate. Instead, he plans…

Trump Claims Ring Toss at Iowa State Fair is Rigged, Demands Recount of Carnival Game Results

Des Moines, Iowa – Former President Donald Trump has taken his grievances to social media once again, this time targeting the ring toss…

Former President Trump Channels Supreme Court Expertise: “I Packed the Court Just for This!”

Former President Donald J. Trump has taken to social media, his preferred platform for all matters of national importance, to call on the…

Donald Trump Requests Trial Venue Change to Judge Judy’s Court for ‘Fair’ Hearing

Washington D.C. – Former President Donald Trump’s legal team has submitted an extraordinary request to relocate his ongoing trial in the nation’s capital.…

Indictment Triathlon: Trump’s Third Time’s a Charm Circus and Beg-a-Thon

Washington, D.C. – In what can only be described as the legal equivalent of Groundhog Day, former President Donald J. Trump finds himself…

Trump Admits Running for President Only to Fund Legal Fees in Conversation with Favorite Son Don Jr.

Former President Donald Trump was caught on a hot mic, revealing his true motivations for running for President once again. In an exclusive…

Trump Demands Investigation into Taylor Swift’s Concert Success: Suspects “Unfair Advantage”

Former President Donald Trump has taken a break from his social media escapades to demand a full-blown investigation into the phenomenon that is…

Trump Proudly Proclaims Himself the “Indictment Champion” – Collects Legal Troubles Like Trump NFTs

Washington D.C. – Former President Donald Trump took to Social Media this morning to boast about his latest achievement: a third indictment. While…

Biden’s “Democratic” Dog Enforces Party Loyalty by Biting Secret Service Members Who Voted for Trump

Washington D.C. – President Joe Biden’s pet dog, Commander, has taken on the role of the “Democratic Dog Enforcer,” using his sharp teeth to…

Donald Trump - Page 26

Trump Declares Himself Winner of Debates Before They Begin, Plans to Skip Straight to Victory

Trump’s Fruitful Diplomacy: An Apple a Day Keeps the Nuclear Tensions Away

Trump Claims Ring Toss at Iowa State Fair is Rigged, Demands Recount of Carnival Game Results

Former President Trump Channels Supreme Court Expertise: “I Packed the Court Just for This!”

Donald Trump Requests Trial Venue Change to Judge Judy’s Court for ‘Fair’ Hearing

Indictment Triathlon: Trump’s Third Time’s a Charm Circus and Beg-a-Thon

Trump Admits Running for President Only to Fund Legal Fees in Conversation with Favorite Son Don Jr.

Trump Demands Investigation into Taylor Swift’s Concert Success: Suspects “Unfair Advantage”

Trump Proudly Proclaims Himself the “Indictment Champion” – Collects Legal Troubles Like Trump NFTs

Biden’s “Democratic” Dog Enforces Party Loyalty by Biting Secret Service Members Who Voted for Trump

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