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Tag: Donald Trump
Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.
Surviving the Harris Apocalypse: Your Guide to Enduring the New Green Deal Era
Welcome to the dawn of the Harris Era, where the term "green" doesn't just refer…
Elon Musk Proposes Holding Presidential Election on X: “It’s Far More Secure and Safe”
Elon Musk has proposed an unconventional idea for the 2024 U.S. presidential election. He believes…
Kamala Proposes to Raise Yearly Subscription Fees to Live in the U.S.
Vice President Kamala Harris has suggested increasing the yearly subscription fees required to live in…
Far-Left Protesters Slammed as Hypocrites for Staying at Trump Hotel During DNC Protests in Chicago
Far-left protesters in Chicago, who are demonstrating against the Democratic National Convention (DNC), have been…
Trump to Demand Death Penalty for Child Rapists and Traffickers, But Only After Securing a Pardon for Himself and Distancing from Epstein Ties
Former President Donald Trump is expected to call for the death penalty for child rapists…
Trump Proposes Switching GOP Mascot from Elephant to RHINO
Donald Trump has proposed a surprising change to the Republican Party’s mascot. He believes the…
Donald Trump Brags He’s the Best at Getting Convicted, Mocks Kamala Harris for Having None
Former President Donald Trump bragged about his ability to "get convicted" while mocking Vice President…
Kamala Harris Promises to Launch ‘Price Force’ to Combat Price Gouging
Vice President Kamala Harris has announced a bold new initiative: the creation of "Price Force,"…
Fast Food Diet Grounds Trump Force Two: Toilet Breakdown Leaves Plane Stuck on the Runway
Trump Force Two, the plane used by former President Donald Trump, was grounded due to…
Trump’s Legal Team Requests to Postpone Sentencing Until After 2024 Election, Citing Unplanned “Vacation” to Cuba
Donald Trump’s legal team has asked Judge Juan Merchan to delay the former President’s sentencing…
Trump Reveals Plan to Flee to Venezuela if He Loses Election: “Stay One Step Ahead of the Fuzz”
In a moment that left his advisors scrambling, Donald Trump accidentally revealed a backup plan…
Trump Fires J.D. Vance After Campaign Stop Where Empty Seats Outnumber Attendees
Donald Trump has reportedly fired Senator J.D. Vance after a disastrous campaign stop where empty…
