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Tag: Donald Trump
Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.
Donald Trump’s Plane Repossessed in Billings, Montana Over Unpaid Fuel Bills
Former President Donald Trump’s private plane was reportedly repossessed in Billings, Montana, due to unpaid…
Mike Pence Declines to Support Trump’s 2024 Platform, Citing “The Whole January 6th Thing” and That Time He Tried to Have Him Hanged
In what may be the understatement of the decade, former Vice President Mike Pence announced…
UK Police Threatens to Extradite and Imprison American Citizens—Targets Trump for Online Name-Calling
Met Police Commissioner Mark Rowley has made waves by threatening to extradite and imprison American…
Trump to Launch “Covfefe-Scented” Candles to Help Pay Mounting Legal Bills
Former President Donald Trump has announced a new venture aimed at raising funds for his…
J.D. Vance Reportedly Furious After Trump Pours Ketchup on His Favorite Couch During Tense Poll Meeting
In what can only be described as a sticky situation, reports have surfaced that J.D.…
Trump Claims Helicopter ‘Emergency Landing’ with Former San Francisco Mayor—Mayor Says, “What Helicopter?”
n what appears to be another classic Trump tale, former President Donald Trump recently recounted…
Trump Threatens to Leave Country if He Loses “Rigged” Election on Truth Social
In a characteristically dramatic fashion, former President Donald Trump took to Truth Social to announce…
Trump Backs Out of Debate for Golf Tournament, Unilaterally Changes Date and Venue
former President Donald Trump has backed out of the planned debate on September 10, originally…
Kyle Rittenhouse Performs Epic Flip-Flop on Trump: From Second Amendment Critic to Superfan in 12 Hours
Kyle Rittenhouse, now the outreach director for Texas Gun Rights, has delivered a political flip-flop…
Elon Musk Takes Business Advice from Mike Lindell
Elon Musk, the CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, revealed that he has been taking business…
Trump, the Master Dodger: From Drafts to Debates
Donald Trump has once again showcased his exceptional dodging abilities. Known for his infamous draft…
Trump Reveals Buddhist Beliefs on 2024 Campaign Trail: “I’d Come Back as a Sloth”
former President Donald Trump announced that he does not identify as a Christian but instead…
