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Tag: Donald Trump
Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.
Trump Proposes Switching GOP Mascot from Elephant to RHINO
Donald Trump has proposed a surprising change to the Republican Party’s mascot. He believes the…
Donald Trump Brags He’s the Best at Getting Convicted, Mocks Kamala Harris for Having None
Former President Donald Trump bragged about his ability to "get convicted" while mocking Vice President…
Kamala Harris Promises to Launch ‘Price Force’ to Combat Price Gouging
Vice President Kamala Harris has announced a bold new initiative: the creation of "Price Force,"…
Fast Food Diet Grounds Trump Force Two: Toilet Breakdown Leaves Plane Stuck on the Runway
Trump Force Two, the plane used by former President Donald Trump, was grounded due to…
Trump’s Legal Team Requests to Postpone Sentencing Until After 2024 Election, Citing Unplanned “Vacation” to Cuba
Donald Trump’s legal team has asked Judge Juan Merchan to delay the former President’s sentencing…
Trump Reveals Plan to Flee to Venezuela if He Loses Election: “Stay One Step Ahead of the Fuzz”
In a moment that left his advisors scrambling, Donald Trump accidentally revealed a backup plan…
Trump Fires J.D. Vance After Campaign Stop Where Empty Seats Outnumber Attendees
Donald Trump has reportedly fired Senator J.D. Vance after a disastrous campaign stop where empty…
“I Will Fix the Things I Promised to Fix in 2016 That I Didn’t If You Vote Me Into Office in 2024,” Says Man Running for Office Again
In a political move that has left both supporters and critics scratching their heads, a…
Donald Trump Borrows Jeffrey Epstein’s Jet After His Plane Is Repossessed
Donald Trump, after his own plane was repossessed in Billings, Montana, due to unpaid fuel…
Eric Trump Found Weeping in Trump Force One Bathroom Over “Mean” Tweets About Dad
Eric Trump reportedly cried in the bathroom of Trump Force One after reading "mean" tweets…
Trump Responds to Campaign Hack by Vowing to Store Documents in Mar-a-Lago Guest Bathroom
In the wake of a recent hacking incident that compromised his campaign’s private documents, former…
Trump Brags About “No Tax on Tips” Campaign Promise: “I Never Leave Tips Anyway, So No Taxes!”
Former President Donald Trump introduced a new campaign promise that is both bold and unmistakably…
