Trump Promises to Be “Less Murdery” with 2024 VP Pick After Pence Debacle
Former President Donald Trump has promised not to threaten the life of his vice presidential pick for the 2024 election. This vow comes…
Kim Jong Un Offers Trump ‘Supreme Leader’ Tips from Grandpa Kim Il Sung
Kim Jong Un’s Surprising Call to Trump North Korean leader Kim Jong Un recently reached out to his “good friend” Donald Trump with…
Republicans’ Plan to Turn America into “The Handmaid’s Tale
Welcome to Gilead: Trump’s Project 2025 Unveiled Donald Trump and his Republican allies have rolled out Project 2025, a 920-page master plan to…
Stormy Daniels’ $1 Million GoFundMe Shocks Nation: From Adult Film Star to People’s Champ
Flood of Support for Adult Film Star Hits $1 Million Stormy Daniels is experiencing a twist that not even Hollywood could script. Her…
Biden’s Blunder Bonanza: Four Reasons He Might Drop Out of 2024 Race
A Political Trainwreck in Real Time President Biden’s latest debate performance was so cringeworthy that even his teleprompter tried to resign. With Democrats…
Biden Blames Jet Lag for Debate Drowsiness, Claims He Nearly ‘Fell Asleep on Stage’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a post-debate press conference, President Joe Biden attributed his lackluster performance in the latest debate to an ill-timed international trip,…
Trump’s Bold New Defense: “I Tried to Off Pence During the Insurrection, But It’s Totally Legal!”
In a revelation that could only be described as the plot of a poorly written political thriller, it’s come to light that former…
Supreme Court Shields Trump: GOP Cheers, But Have They Forgotten Biden’s in Charge?
In a landmark decision that could only make sense in a world where unicorns manage Wall Street, the Supreme Court has ruled that…
Steve Bannon’s Press Conference Chaos: Cowbells, Chants, and Anarchy Princess
Steve Bannon’s turn-in to Danbury federal prison on Monday was a cacophony of chaos, complete with cowbells, chants, and the irrepressible Anarchy Princess.…
Trump Blames Bidenomics for Having to Sell T-Shirts To Pay HUGE Bills
Former President Donald Trump and his family have officially invaded the fashion industry with a line of t-shirts that has both style critics…
