MyPillow Guy’s Latest Innovation: Custom Ear Muffs for Trump’s Rally Protection
Following the enthusiastic response to his custom pillow-bandage for former President Donald Trump’s ear injury, Mike Lindell, the “MyPillow Guy,” is back with…
GOP Rebrands to The MAGA Party: Embracing the Future of Red Hats and Catchphrases
The Grand Old Party (GOP) has officially rebranded itself as The MAGA Party. The rebranding effort, unveiled at the Republican National Convention in…
Trump Appears Bored at RNC, Seen Nodding Off During Speeches by Don Jr. and J.D. Vance
Republican National Convention in Milwaukee, former President Donald Trump, who is set to be nominated as the GOP candidate for the 2024 presidential…
Matt Gaetz Steals the Show at RNC with His Frozen Forehead and High Cheekbones
Representative Matt Gaetz’s appearance at the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee has become the latest sensation, but not for his political rhetoric. Instead,…
MyPillow Guy to the Rescue with Custom Pillow-Bandage for Trump’s Ear
Following the recent assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump, Mike Lindell, famously known as the “MyPillow Guy,” has stepped in with a…
Republicans Hire Kyle Rittenhouse for Security at RNC After Secret Service Lapse in Trump Assassination Attempt
The Republican National Committee (RNC) has announced that Kyle Rittenhouse will be providing security at the upcoming Republican National Convention (RNC) in Milwaukee,…
J.D. Vance Named Trump’s 2024 VP Pick, Plans to Seek Advice from Mike Pence on “What Not to Do”
Former President Donald Trump has named J.D. Vance as his running mate for the 2024 presidential election. Vance, the author of “Hillbilly Elegy”…
Judge Tosses Trump Documents Case, Cites “Official Presidential Duty” of Flushing Papers Down the Toilet
A federal judge has dismissed the high-profile documents case against former President Donald Trump, ruling that the prosecutor in charge was unlawfully appointed.…
Trump Survives Assassination Attempt; Urges Team to Highlight Incident with African American Voters
In a scene that seemed ripped straight out of an action movie, former President Donald Trump survived an assassination attempt during a campaign…
Ted Cruz’s Wife Hires Hitman to Silence Donald Trump After Insults and Wild Accusations
Heidi Cruz, the wife of Senator Ted Cruz, has allegedly hired a hitman to eliminate former President Donald Trump. This sensational story comes…
