Trump Fires J.D. Vance After Campaign Stop Where Empty Seats Outnumber Attendees
Donald Trump has reportedly fired Senator J.D. Vance after a disastrous campaign stop where empty seats vastly outnumbered attendees. The rally, intended to…
“I Will Fix the Things I Promised to Fix in 2016 That I Didn’t If You Vote Me Into Office in 2024,” Says Man Running for Office Again
In a political move that has left both supporters and critics scratching their heads, a familiar face has announced his latest bid for…
Donald Trump Borrows Jeffrey Epstein’s Jet After His Plane Is Repossessed
Donald Trump, after his own plane was repossessed in Billings, Montana, due to unpaid fuel bills, has reportedly turned to borrowing Jeffrey Epstein’s…
Eric Trump Found Weeping in Trump Force One Bathroom Over “Mean” Tweets About Dad
Eric Trump reportedly cried in the bathroom of Trump Force One after reading “mean” tweets about his father, former President Donald Trump. This…
Trump Responds to Campaign Hack by Vowing to Store Documents in Mar-a-Lago Guest Bathroom
In the wake of a recent hacking incident that compromised his campaign’s private documents, former President Donald Trump announced a drastic shift in…
Trump Brags About “No Tax on Tips” Campaign Promise: “I Never Leave Tips Anyway, So No Taxes!”
Former President Donald Trump introduced a new campaign promise that is both bold and unmistakably Trump: a “No Tax on Tips” initiative. However,…
Donald Trump’s Plane Repossessed in Billings, Montana Over Unpaid Fuel Bills
Former President Donald Trump’s private plane was reportedly repossessed in Billings, Montana, due to unpaid fuel bills. The incident, which unfolded at the…
Mike Pence Declines to Support Trump’s 2024 Platform, Citing “The Whole January 6th Thing” and That Time He Tried to Have Him Hanged
In what may be the understatement of the decade, former Vice President Mike Pence announced on Friday that he cannot support Donald Trump’s…
UK Police Threatens to Extradite and Imprison American Citizens—Targets Trump for Online Name-Calling
Met Police Commissioner Mark Rowley has made waves by threatening to extradite and imprison American citizens for their online posts. And in an…
Trump to Launch “Covfefe-Scented” Candles to Help Pay Mounting Legal Bills
Former President Donald Trump has announced a new venture aimed at raising funds for his mounting legal bills. In a move that blends…
