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Tag: Donald Trump
Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.
Trump Unveils Plans for F-55 Jet, Says It’s Like the F-35 But With More Vibes and Engines
Trump introduced the F-55, a jet with two engines and big ambitions. It doesn’t exist,…
Trump Defends $400M Jet Gift, Also Says “Your Kid Doesn’t Need That Many Dolls”
Trump says your kid doesn’t need more than two dolls as he climbs aboard a…
Bernie Sanders Slams Trump’s Qatari Jet, Then Asks for a Ride So He Doesn’t Have to Fly Coach
Bernie Sanders criticizes Trump’s Qatari jet as a symbol of excess, then hitches a ride…
Trump Defends Qatari Jet as “Temporary Air Force One,” Compares It to Trojan Horse, But for Freedom
What You Need to Know • Trump confirmed the U.S. will accept a $400 million…
North Koreans Add Trump to “Fearless Leader” Photo Wall, Say His Vibe Just Fits
Trump joins Xi, Putin, and Kim on North Korea’s wall of strongmen. Critics call it…
Trump Agrees to Accept Luxury Jet From Qatar, Cites “Deep National Need for Mid-Air Gold Plating”
Trump confirms he’ll accept a luxury jet from Qatar. He says it’s for national duty,…
Trump Ends His Own Tariffs, Declares Victory
Trump rolls back tariffs he added, triggering MAGA celebration over the brilliant move of reversing…
Trump Signs Executive Order to Slash Drug Prices, Emphasizes Immediate Impact on Adderall
In a significant policy move, President Trump signs an executive order to lower prescription drug…
Trump Plans Military Birthday Parade After Putin’s Flex, Hopes Xi RSVPs and Brings Cake
After Putin’s flashy military parade, Trump is demanding his own in Washington. Sources say he…
Trump Declares War on Mattel to Protect America from Surprise Clowns and Cheap Springs
President Trump plans a 100 percent tariff on Mattel. Critics say it’s revenge for never…
Trump Furious New Pope Stole Spotlight from “YUGE” UK Trade Deal Announcement
Trump’s long-awaited UK trade deal was upstaged by white smoke from the Vatican announcing a…
Trump Reaches Historic Trade Deal with Penguins and Seals, Declares Victory Over Heard and McDonald Islands
Trump claims he’s struck a deal with the penguins and seals of Heard and McDonald…
