Surviving the Harris Apocalypse: Your Guide to Enduring the New Green Deal Era
Welcome to the dawn of the Harris Era, where the term “green” doesn’t just refer to your lawn but to your entire survival…
Elon Musk Proposes Holding Presidential Election on X: “It’s Far More Secure and Safe”
Elon Musk has proposed an unconventional idea for the 2024 U.S. presidential election. He believes it should be held on his social media…
Kamala Proposes to Raise Yearly Subscription Fees to Live in the U.S.
Vice President Kamala Harris has suggested increasing the yearly subscription fees required to live in the United States. While this move is already…
Far-Left Protesters Slammed as Hypocrites for Staying at Trump Hotel During DNC Protests in Chicago
Far-left protesters in Chicago, who are demonstrating against the Democratic National Convention (DNC), have been called hypocrites for staying at the Trump Hotel.…
Trump to Demand Death Penalty for Child Rapists and Traffickers, But Only After Securing a Pardon for Himself and Distancing from Epstein Ties
Former President Donald Trump is expected to call for the death penalty for child rapists and traffickers. However, in a twist that has…
Trump Proposes Switching GOP Mascot from Elephant to RHINO
Donald Trump has proposed a surprising change to the Republican Party’s mascot. He believes the party should swap its traditional elephant for a…
Donald Trump Brags He’s the Best at Getting Convicted, Mocks Kamala Harris for Having None
Former President Donald Trump bragged about his ability to “get convicted” while mocking Vice President Kamala Harris for having no convictions of her…
Kamala Harris Promises to Launch ‘Price Force’ to Combat Price Gouging
Vice President Kamala Harris has announced a bold new initiative: the creation of “Price Force,” a team dedicated to combating price gouging. During…
Fast Food Diet Grounds Trump Force Two: Toilet Breakdown Leaves Plane Stuck on the Runway
Trump Force Two, the plane used by former President Donald Trump, was grounded due to an unexpected problem: a broken toilet. The culprit?…
Trump’s Legal Team Requests to Postpone Sentencing Until After 2024 Election, Citing Unplanned “Vacation” to Cuba
Donald Trump’s legal team has asked Judge Juan Merchan to delay the former President’s sentencing in the New York criminal case until after…
