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Tag: Donald Trump
Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.
Musk Furious Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” Threatens Fake Government Agency He Made Up
Elon Musk lashes out at Trump’s latest spending bill, claiming it undermines his pet agency…
Trump Wishes America a “Happy Memorial Day” by Screaming at Everyone, Including Ghosts
Trump posted a Memorial Day message so intense it made fireworks seem subtle. God bless…
Trump Holds Up Congo Massacre Photo to Prove South African Genocide, World Stares Blankly
Trump accused South Africa of white genocide using a Congo war photo, proving once again…
Kermit the Frog Delivers Commencement Address, Immediately Defunded by Trump Administration
Kermit the Frog inspires graduates, Trump defunds PBS, and somewhere Big Bird is being audited.…
Treasury Secretary Announces Support for Digital Assets Right After Monetizing Trump’s Meme Coin
Treasury Secretary says Trump is “going big” on digital assets, right after Trump threw a…
Will Trump’s iPhone Tariff Make You Pay $3,500 to Autocorrect “Covfefe”?
Trump threatens Apple with tariffs unless it builds iPhones in America, proving once again he…
Trump Removes Solar Tax Credits in Big Beautiful Bill, Cites Longstanding Feud With the Sun
Trump cuts solar tax credits in his Big Beautiful Bill, finally settling his grudge against…
Trump Spokeswoman Says It’s “Absurd” to Think He’s Profiting From Presidency, Immediately Sells $95 Golf Towels
Trump’s spokeswoman says it’s absurd to think he’s profiting off the presidency, then immediately sells…
Trump’s “One Big Beautiful Bill” Passes by One Vote, Nation Now Only One Cracker Barrel Fight from Collapse
Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill passes by one vote, making history and ensuring toddlers can…
Trump to Walmart: Eat the Tariffs, Don’t Raise Prices or Else
Trump warned Walmart not to blame his tariffs for price hikes, insisting the company should…
MAGA Asks Trump to Abolish Pride Month, Says Rainbows “Too Aggressive”
MAGA asks Trump to cancel Pride Month, calling it extreme. The LGBTQ+ community responded with…
Trump Slams Supreme Court, Springsteen, and Swift in Late-Night Truth Binge
Trump took aim at Taylor Swift, Bruce Springsteen, and the Supreme Court in one rant.…
