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Tag: Donald Trump
Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.
Trump’s Gold Oval Office Sign Sparks Outrage, Shines Brighter Than National Debt
Trump unveils a new gold “Oval Office” sign as millions lose food assistance during the…
Trump Says ICE Raids Need Theme Music in 60 Minutes Interview
Trump told 60 Minutes the raids “haven’t gone far enough,” defending smashed windows and tear…
Study Finds Americans Spend More Time Complaining About Daylight Saving Than It Saves
America’s longest running time war is not with the sun. It is with our group…
RFK Jr. Tells Trick-Or-Treaters Candy Causes Autism, Hands Out Vials of His Own Blood Instead
The HHS secretary claims candy causes autism, sugar blocks enlightenment, and a quick vial of…
Trump Declares Victory After Signing Deal That Solves Problems He Created
Trump touts his latest “historic” deal as a triumph of negotiation, ignoring that it mostly…
Government Shutdown Halts SNAP, But Trump Finds Spare Change for Argentina
As Americans lose access to food stamps during the shutdown, Trump diverts funds to Argentina,…
Trump Jr’s Drone Empire Takes Off While Ethics Crash
A Florida drone company tied to Donald Trump Jr. just landed a major Pentagon deal,…
White House Officially Declares Maple Syrup a Threat to U.S. Sovereignty
Trump has declared maple syrup a threat to America’s freedom, citing “Canadian aggression in breakfast…
Trump Calls Historians ‘Deep State Librarians’ After Losing Top Two Presidential Spots
After being ranked below George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, Trump declares war on historians, history…
Trump Praises Ballroom Demolition Noise as ❛Sound of Justice Being Buried❜
Trump celebrates White House demolition sounds while officials scramble to explain why the East Wing…
Trump Denies Stealing Crown, Says Louvre’s Security ‘Should Have Been Stronger, Like My Poll Numbers’
Louvre officials say the crown was stolen, Trump says it was “underutilized.”
High Court to Rule If High People Can Have Guns
The Supreme Court takes on the constitutional question no one saw coming: Can you safely…
