Tag: Donald Trump

Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.

Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump facing each other during a meeting.
World

Putin Expected to Let Trump ‘Win’ First Round of Moose Racing to Boost Morale

Leaders chase a feel-good photo finish while real talks wait at the gate.

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Donald Trump speaking at a podium with a painting in the background.
Business

Intel Surges After Trump Says Government Will “Draft It in the First Round”

Trump treats the stock market like the NFL Draft, and Intel just went first overall.

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Split image of Edward Coristine speaking in a suit and sitting shirtless, bloodied after alleged assault.
Law

Trump Federalizes DC Police Days After ‘Big Balls’ Beating, Conspiracy Theorists Smell a MAGA-Staged Masterpiece

After ‘Big Balls’ was beaten in DC, Trump took control of the police in record…

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Visitors viewing historical exhibits inside the Smithsonian museum in Washington, D.C.
Politics

White House to Smithsonian: ‘Remove Anything That Makes America Look Bad, Like Slavery, Prohibition, or the 2020 Election Results’

The White House orders Smithsonian curators to remove any exhibits that “make America look bad,”…

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Ghislaine Maxwell smiling with Jeffrey Epstein at a formal event
Politics

Maxwell Approved for Work Release, Immediately Named Director of Youth Outreach at Mar-a-Lago

Ghislaine Maxwell has a work release job as “Director of Youth Outreach” at Mar-a-Lago. Critics…

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Politician handing money to escort in hotel room
Law

Congress Cheers D.C. Police Takeover, Says It’s About Time Escorts Could Get Home Without Getting Robbed by “Real Criminals”

Trump’s federal takeover of DC’s police force has Congress celebrating, saying their escorts can now…

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ICE agents in tactical gear surrounded by protesters during Los Angeles workplace raid
Politics

Trump Asks SCOTUS to Approve “Pattern Recognition” in ICE Raids, Claims It’s Like Birdwatching but With Handcuffs

Trump administration asks Supreme Court to allow ICE agents in California to arrest based on…

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President Donald Trump at White House podium announcing DC police takeover.
Politics

Trump Seizes DC Police, Tells National Guard to ‘Arrest Anyone Who Looks Like They’re Reading the Constitution’

Trump shocks DC by seizing its police force and sending the National Guard after “suspicious”…

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Homeless woman sits on sidewalk with dog while accepting a coffee cup from passerby
Politics

White House Unveils ‘Homeless Go Bye-Bye’ Plan, Includes Free Federal-Controlled Camps With Decorative Barbed Wire

Trump’s “Homeless Go Bye-Bye” plan moves D.C.’s homeless to federal camps “FAR” away, complete with…

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President Donald Trump with Jeffrey Epstein at an event
Politics

White House Rose Garden Revamp Replaces Grass with Ballroom Planned for ‘Jeff’s Friends Only’

The White House Rose Garden has been replaced with marble, chandeliers, and a ballroom reportedly…

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Donald Trump and Barack Obama sitting together at an event
Politics

White House Portrait Hall Now Just Trump Photo in Mirror

Trump replaced the White House portrait hall with a mirror and moved past presidents near…

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Dean Cain smiles on red carpet at awards event
Celebrities

D-List Actor Who Played Superman 30 Years Ago Now Arresting Real People for “Fun”

Former Superman D-List actor Dean Cain has joined ICE to help deport migrants, sparking confusion,…

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