Trump’s “Purge” Proposal Shocks America: “One Night a Year to Clean Up the Swamp”
In what might be the most shocking proposal of his political career, former President Donald Trump has introduced a new campaign promise that…
NYC Mayor Eric Adams Indicted on Multiple Charges, Announces Presidential Run to “Beat the Charges”
Key Takeaways: In an unexpected turn of events, the indictment against NYC Mayor Eric Adams has been unsealed, revealing a laundry list of…
Trump Holds 70th “Campaign Rally” at Golf Course This Year, Says He’s “Working Hard for America”
Key Takeaways: Donald Trump may be known for holding massive rallies, but his latest event took a more relaxing turn. For the 70th…
Trump Attends Pennsylvania Farming Event, Threatens John Deere with Tariffs: “Never Liked Green and Yellow Anyway”
During a recent farming event in rural Pennsylvania, former President Donald Trump took time to listen to the concerns of local farmers. But…
Donald Trump Launches S.C.A.M. Silver Coins: Surefire Cash Acquisition Mechanism for the Loyal MAGA Crowd
Former President Donald Trump has announced the launch of his own cryptocurrency: S.C.A.M. Coin, or the Surefire Cash Acquisition Mechanism. Marketed as “the coin that…
Secret Service Investigating Laura Loomer After “Misery”-Style Obsession with Trump Surfaces
Laura Loomer has always been an outspoken supporter of Donald Trump, but now her loyalty seems to have taken a dark turn. Loomer…
Georgia’s Election Board Mandates Voters Use Rocks Instead of Ballots: “A Stone-Cold Approach to Democracy”
Georgia’s election board announced that voters will now be required to cast their ballots using rocks instead of traditional paper or electronic voting…
New Survey Suggests Conservative Women Aged 30-49 Prefer Emotions Over Facts, Because Who Needs Evidence Anyway?
A new survey from the Institute for Political Pulse and Perception (IPPP) reveals that conservative women aged 30 to 49 are more likely…
Teamsters’ Presidential Endorsement Mirrors Electoral College Approach, Sparking Debate Among Union Members
The Teamsters Union, one of the most influential labor organizations in the U.S., has announced a presidential endorsement process modeled after the Electoral…
Hot Mic Catches Trump Telling Elon Musk: “MAGA Republicans Are Gullible and Will Believe Anything
In a hot mic moment that is already sending shockwaves through the political world, former President Donald Trump was overheard telling tech billionaire…
