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Tag: Donald Trump
Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.
Taco Trump Strikes Again, But This Time on a Thursday and If the US Should Bomb Iran or Not
President Trump signals possible military action but delays final decision until after a few rallies,…
MAGA Influencers Accuse Juneteenth of Grooming the Calendar
MAGA influencers claim Juneteenth is “grooming” the American calendar and confusing patriotic priorities. Some propose…
Barron Trump Exempt from WWIII Due to Family History of Bone Spurs
Amid rising conflict, President Trump announces Barron Trump is medically exempt from serving in World…
Trump Tells Cruz and Tucker to Stop Fighting Because It’s Taking Attention Away from His Flagpole
Donald Trump intervened in the Cruz-Carlson feud this week, upset that their argument outshined his…
Trump Salutes America With Giant Flagpole, Says Bigger Flags Equal Bigger Patriots
Donald Trump adds a new giant flagpole at the White House, claiming that only large…
Markets Spooked as Trump Threatens to Replace Powell With Guy in MAGA Hard Hat Who Once Sold Him a Patio
Donald Trump criticized his own Fed pick Jerome Powell for not cutting interest rates, then…
Tucker Carlson Says Cruz Doesn’t Know Iran — Cruz Says That’s Not in His Show Notes
Tucker Carlson roasted Sen. Ted Cruz for not knowing Iran’s population or demographics during an…
10 Parades That Outshined Trump’s Birthday Flex
Trump turned 78 with a military parade meant to flex global strength. Instead, it looked…
Trump Unveils $499 Smartphone, Calls It “The Only Phone That Won’t Betray You”
Donald Trump launches the “T1” smartphone and “47 Plan” service, calling it the most patriotic…
Trump Launches “TruthTrade” App to Let Patriots Profit Off His Tariff Announcements
Trump unveils “TruthTrade,” a MAGA-exclusive investing app that syncs with his social media posts and…
Trump Blames Health Violations on Woke Plot to Cancel Ketchup as a Vegetable
After a failed inspection, Trump rebrands food safety, blames woke hand soap agenda, and launches…
Trump Reinstates Confederate Base Names, Says It’s for “Good Luck”
President Trump says he’s restoring military base names honoring Confederate officers to “keep the winning…
