Former President and Convicted Felon Donald Trump Wins 2024 Election
From fast-food fryer to the Oval Office — again.…
Second Man on the Moon Endorses Trump
Buzz Aldrin's endorsement of Donald Trump leaves many over the moon.…
Trump Announces New Policy: Mandatory MAGA Hats in All Schools to Boost National Pride
The former president claims red hats will "Make America Smart Again," one student at a time.…
Trump on The Joe Rogan Experience: Vows to Fix McDonald’s Ice Cream Machines if Elected
Former President Trump targets a sweet issue affecting Americans nationwide - McDonald's Out of Service Ice cream Machines.…
DOJ Launches Investigation Into Trump Over Alleged Failure to Wash Hands at McDonald’s
Former President faces scrutiny after claims surface that he returned to work at McDonald's without washing his hands post-bathroom break.…
Donald Trump: From Convicted Felon To McDonald’s Newest Fry Cook
From the Oval Office to the Golden Arches, Donald Trump is flipping more than just opinions — he's flipping burgers.…
60 Minutes Offers Kamala Harris Interview Tapes in Exchange for Donald Trump’s “Apprentice” Racist Tirade Footage
60 Minutes vows to release Kamala Harris’s full interview tapes — if Mark Burnett releases unaired "Apprentice" footage of Donald Trump’s alleged racist…
Donald Trump Donates $1,300 to His Own Golf Courses for “Hurricane Relief”
Donald Trump has generously donated $1,300 to his own properties, earmarked for "hurricane relief" efforts — though the biggest disaster might be this…
Trump’s ‘God Bless the USA’ Bibles: Made in China, Blessed in America
Donald Trump’s latest product, the ‘God Bless the USA’ Bible, is reportedly made in China — leaving critics and supporters equally amused.…
Vance vs. Walz: The Great Debate That Was Mostly a Ping-Pong of Fact-Checks
JD Vance and Tim Walz faced off last night in what was supposed to be a political debate. Instead, it became a game…
