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Tag: Donald Trump
Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.
Supreme Court Says U.S. Can Deport Criminals to Random Countries, Must Fly Spirit
The Supreme Court approved deporting criminals to countries they’ve never been to, provided they fly…
Trump Says He’s Too Successful for a Third Term, Opts for Reality TV Glory Instead
Donald Trump says his second term has been so successful he won’t seek a third.…
MAGA Claims Only They Can Legally Have Conspiracy Theories
After Trump’s shooting and airstrikes on Iran, MAGA declared itself the only group legally allowed…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Shocked to Discover President Can Drop Bombs Without Consulting Her Blog
Marjorie Taylor Greene lashed out after Trump bombed Iran without her permission, demanding peace, accountability,…
Terrified Gas Station Owners Slash Prices in Panic After Trump Says He’s “Watching”
After a Truth Social post warned “everyone” to keep oil prices down, gas station owners…
MAGA Turns on Trump After Discovering B2 Pilot Had Ovaries
MAGA nation’s enthusiasm for Trump’s Iran strike vanished when they learned the B2 pilot wasn’t…
Hormuz Closed for ‘Spiritual Renovations,’ Say Iranian Clerics
Iran has closed the Strait of Hormuz, claiming it needs a “spiritual renovation.” Clerics say…
Iran’s Nuke Scientists Swap Uranium for Espresso After Trump’s Airstrikes
After Trump’s airstrikes, Iran’s nuclear scientists ditch uranium for espresso, launching Fission Brew, a chain…
Trump Drops Bombs, Then Announces “Now Is The Time For Peace” Like A Toddler With A Band‑Aid
Trump dropped bombs on Iran’s nuclear sites, then took to Truth Social to tell everyone…
Tulsi Gabbard Reverses Stance on Iran Nukes After Trump Criticism, Cites “Fresh Intelligence”
After previously saying Iran wasn’t building nuclear weapons, Tulsi Gabbard now says they could be…
Melania MEME Coin Terms Accidentally Reveal Deep State, Copyright Policy
The Melania MEME Coin terms and conditions are a masterpiece of patriotic legalese that warns…
Man Who Golfs Four Days a Week Furious That Americans Might Get a Day Off
President Trump says Americans need fewer holidays as he golfs four days a week and…
