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Tag: Donald Trump
Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.
Vance Casts Tie-Breaker, Immediately Asks What He Voted On
Vice President JD Vance broke the Senate tie on Trump’s megabill, then asked what the…
Trump Bans Musk from Clubhouse, Says “He’s More Deep State Than Deep Learning”
Donald Trump has banned Elon Musk from Mar-a-Lago’s Taco Night after a megabill snub, sparking…
Senate Accidentally Passes Entire Bible as Law After 67 Consecutive Votes Without Sleep
Senators accidentally passed the Bible as federal law after dozens of sleepless votes. Clerks are…
Elon Musk’s Family Tree Now Considered National Forest
Elon Musk’s sprawling family has reached federal recognition status, earning its own protected designation as…
Trump Negotiates Historic New Trade Deal Where America Taxes Itself Three Times Harder Than China Does. Art of the Deal, Baby.
Trump’s latest trade agreement triples tariffs on U.S. consumers while letting China off the hook,…
Consumer Spending Tanks as Men Wander Home Depot Aimlessly for Three Hours, Buy Nothing
Consumer spending fell as Americans abandoned purchases in restaurants, car lots, and especially Home Depot,…
Trump Claims Journalist Leaked Secrets by “Looking Unpatriotic,” Demands She Be Fired “Like a Dog”
After days of watching CNN’s Natasha Bertrand, Donald Trump accused her of leaking national secrets…
Trump Mobile Rebrands ‘Made in USA’ as ‘Emotionally Manufactured in America’
The Trump Organization quietly drops “Made in the USA” claims for its T1 phone, replacing…
Trump Blames Shrinking GDP on Economy “Taking a Nap”
The U.S. economy shrank in Q1 2025 as tariffs and trade gaps took a toll.…
Iran’s Nuclear Scientists File Restraining Order Against Donald Trump’s Ego
Trump says he’ll strike Iran again if it rebuilds its nuclear program. Iran’s scientists respond…
Democrats Furious Trump Said “F#*k” Without House Committee Approval
Trump said “they don’t know what the f**k they’re doing,” and Democrats are livid he…
Trump Declares Ceasefire Between Israel and Iran, Blames Biden Just in Case
Trump announced a ceasefire between Israel and Iran on Truth Social, then immediately blamed Biden…
