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Tag: Donald Trump
Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.
Consumer Spending Tanks as Men Wander Home Depot Aimlessly for Three Hours, Buy Nothing
Consumer spending fell as Americans abandoned purchases in restaurants, car lots, and especially Home Depot,…
Trump Claims Journalist Leaked Secrets by “Looking Unpatriotic,” Demands She Be Fired “Like a Dog”
After days of watching CNN’s Natasha Bertrand, Donald Trump accused her of leaking national secrets…
Trump Mobile Rebrands ‘Made in USA’ as ‘Emotionally Manufactured in America’
The Trump Organization quietly drops “Made in the USA” claims for its T1 phone, replacing…
Trump Blames Shrinking GDP on Economy “Taking a Nap”
The U.S. economy shrank in Q1 2025 as tariffs and trade gaps took a toll.…
Iran’s Nuclear Scientists File Restraining Order Against Donald Trump’s Ego
Trump says he’ll strike Iran again if it rebuilds its nuclear program. Iran’s scientists respond…
Democrats Furious Trump Said “F#*k” Without House Committee Approval
Trump said “they don’t know what the f**k they’re doing,” and Democrats are livid he…
Trump Declares Ceasefire Between Israel and Iran, Blames Biden Just in Case
Trump announced a ceasefire between Israel and Iran on Truth Social, then immediately blamed Biden…
Supreme Court Says U.S. Can Deport Criminals to Random Countries, Must Fly Spirit
The Supreme Court approved deporting criminals to countries they’ve never been to, provided they fly…
Trump Says He’s Too Successful for a Third Term, Opts for Reality TV Glory Instead
Donald Trump says his second term has been so successful he won’t seek a third.…
MAGA Claims Only They Can Legally Have Conspiracy Theories
After Trump’s shooting and airstrikes on Iran, MAGA declared itself the only group legally allowed…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Shocked to Discover President Can Drop Bombs Without Consulting Her Blog
Marjorie Taylor Greene lashed out after Trump bombed Iran without her permission, demanding peace, accountability,…
Terrified Gas Station Owners Slash Prices in Panic After Trump Says He’s “Watching”
After a Truth Social post warned “everyone” to keep oil prices down, gas station owners…
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