Washington D.C. – Former President Donald Trump took to Social Media this morning to boast about his latest achievement: a third indictment. While most politicians would shy away from such legal troubles, Trump…
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Biden’s “Democratic” Dog Enforces Party Loyalty by Biting Secret Service Members Who Voted for Trump
Washington D.C. – President Joe Biden’s pet dog, Commander, has taken on the role of the “Democratic Dog Enforcer,” using his sharp teeth to express his displeasure with Secret Service members who allegedly voted…
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The Trump Indictment Tour of 2023 is hitting the road, bringing a unique blend of legal drama and political spectacle to a city near you. It’s the hottest ticket in town, combining the…
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Former NFL quarterback and self-proclaimed Trump supporter Brett Favre finds himself in a whirlwind of controversy involving welfare money. The Hall of Fame quarterback, known for his golden arm and political preferences, now…
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The iconic ’70s disco group, the Village People, have taken legal action against former President Donald Trump for his cringe-worthy dance moves to their legendary hit, YMCA. The band claims that Trump’s dancing…
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New York, NY – Former President Donald Trump has reportedly been ordered to attend a lecture on how not to violate evidence disclosure rules after repeatedly attacking witnesses in his ongoing criminal case.…
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In a stunning display of political dodging, former President Donald Trump has set a new record for not directly answering a single question during a CNN town hall hosted by Kaitlan Collins. Despite…
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In a recent development that has sent shockwaves through the witch community, witches across the United States are reportedly living in fear due to the surge of witch hunts announced by prominent politicians…
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