Washington D.C. – Former President Donald Trump’s legal team has submitted an extraordinary request to relocate his ongoing trial in the nation’s capital. Their proposal? None other than having the case heard by…
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Washington, D.C. – In what can only be described as the legal equivalent of Groundhog Day, former President Donald J. Trump finds himself once again facing indictment, marking the third time in recent…
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Trump Admits Running for President Only to Fund Legal Fees in Conversation with Favorite Son Don Jr.
Former President Donald Trump was caught on a hot mic, revealing his true motivations for running for President once again. In an exclusive and explosive conversation with his favorite son, Don Jr., Trump…
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Former President Donald Trump has taken a break from his social media escapades to demand a full-blown investigation into the phenomenon that is Taylor Swift’s concert success and merchandise sales. In a social…
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Washington D.C. – Former President Donald Trump took to Social Media this morning to boast about his latest achievement: a third indictment. While most politicians would shy away from such legal troubles, Trump…
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Biden’s “Democratic” Dog Enforces Party Loyalty by Biting Secret Service Members Who Voted for Trump
Washington D.C. – President Joe Biden’s pet dog, Commander, has taken on the role of the “Democratic Dog Enforcer,” using his sharp teeth to express his displeasure with Secret Service members who allegedly voted…
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The Trump Indictment Tour of 2023 is hitting the road, bringing a unique blend of legal drama and political spectacle to a city near you. It’s the hottest ticket in town, combining the…
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Former NFL quarterback and self-proclaimed Trump supporter Brett Favre finds himself in a whirlwind of controversy involving welfare money. The Hall of Fame quarterback, known for his golden arm and political preferences, now…
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The iconic ’70s disco group, the Village People, have taken legal action against former President Donald Trump for his cringe-worthy dance moves to their legendary hit, YMCA. The band claims that Trump’s dancing…
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New York, NY – Former President Donald Trump has reportedly been ordered to attend a lecture on how not to violate evidence disclosure rules after repeatedly attacking witnesses in his ongoing criminal case.…
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