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Tag: Donald Trump
Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.
Trump Points at Random Blueprint, Demands Powell Justify Every Dollar Spent on a Staircase
During a visit to the Fed headquarters, Trump questioned the cost of a staircase and…
White House Labels South Park ‘Leftist Terror Cell,’ Orders DHS to Monitor Kenny
The Trump White House has labeled “South Park” a “leftist terror cell” after a brutal…
IRS to Audit ‘Just the Poors and Regular Liars’ After Trump Budget Cuts Hit Rich-Guy Squad
Trump’s new IRS strategy targets the poor while wealthy taxpayers receive audit immunity and free…
Pay Up or Stay Forever: Trump Strikes ‘Freedom Tariff’ Deal with China
China unveils Staycation Plus™, offering detained Americans continental breakfast, soft pillows, and an optional exit…
Trump Declares ‘Transparency Time’ Releases JFK, RFK, MLK, and His Own McDonald’s Orders
Trump calls it “Transparency Time,” releasing MLK, JFK, RFK files — and his own fast…
Gabbard Refers Obama for ‘Conspiracy to Collude With Collusion’ in Time-Looping Indictment
Tulsi Gabbard has referred Obama to the DOJ for allegedly creating the Russia collusion narrative…
Powell Yells “Just Close the F*cking Door” as GOP Refers Him for Crimes He Didn’t Commit Fast Enough
After a criminal referral over luxury renovations, Fed Chair Jerome Powell asks the real question:…
Trump Sketches Redskins Logo on Back of Epstein Birthday Card, Says ‘Drawing’s Always Been a Safe Place for Me’
President Trump reignites controversy by sketching a new Redskins logo on the back of Jeffrey…
Trump Nominates Florida Scratch-Off Legend to Run the Fed: ‘He’s Got the Golden Fingernail’
President Trump replaces Jerome Powell with Dale “Big Money” Jenkins, a Florida scratch-off legend whose…
Trump Offers Missiles to Ukraine, Says “Sometimes You Gotta Gaslight Both Sides”
Trump announces Patriot missile deal for Ukraine, confusing everyone including himself. “It’s called tough love…
Ted Cruz and Wife Seen Laughing at Trump’s Jokes About Her Face, Marriage Stronger Than Ever
After years of insults, Ted Cruz and his wife Heidi laughed it off over filet…
Trump Denies Epstein Birthday Letter, Sues for $10 Billion, Says ‘I Don’t Even Know How to Draw a Boob That Small’
Trump launches $10B lawsuit against WSJ over Epstein birthday art, says boobs “look nothing like…
