Trump’s long-awaited UK trade deal was upstaged by white smoke from the Vatican announcing a new pope. He’s not taking it well.…
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Trump claims he’s struck a deal with the penguins and seals of Heard and McDonald Islands. The animals have yet to comment. Or blink.…
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Trump brings back Alcatraz and invites Clint Eastwood to yell at an empty prison cell. Critics call it surreal; supporters call it “deeply moving and possibly legally binding.”…
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Trump announces a 50% tariff on Cinco de Mayo celebrations, targeting margaritas, dancing, and joy. He calls it a necessary step to “protect American party jobs.”…
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Key Takeaways In the most Trump way possible to celebrate Star Wars Day, the former president held a press conference at Mar-a-Lago flanked by cardboard cutouts of Darth Vader and Chewbacca to formally…
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Trump posts AI image of himself as Pope days after Francis’ funeral, declares himself the new spiritual leader “with better robes and way more charisma.”…
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President Biden's pardon of his son Hunter has sparked political debates, with former President Trump expressing support and hinting at similar actions for his own children when needed.…
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Donald Trump has proposed tariffs on Mexico, Canada, and China effective January 2025, with exemptions for MAGA merchandise and Trump Bibles. Critics call it self-serving; supporters hail it as patriotic.…
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From fast-food fryer to the Oval Office — again.…
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Buzz Aldrin's endorsement of Donald Trump leaves many over the moon.…
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