Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.
A Florida drone company tied to Donald Trump Jr. just landed a major Pentagon deal,…
Trump has declared maple syrup a threat to America’s freedom, citing “Canadian aggression in breakfast…
After being ranked below George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, Trump declares war on historians, history…
Trump celebrates White House demolition sounds while officials scramble to explain why the East Wing…
Louvre officials say the crown was stolen, Trump says it was “underutilized.”
The Supreme Court takes on the constitutional question no one saw coming: Can you safely…
The White House credits historic job growth to “Freedom-Based Event Participation,” citing 1.2 million new…
The White House lawn turns into America’s least patriotic garage sale, featuring gently used freedoms,…
After Trump’s commutation, George Santos promises to repay victims “if the law texts him about…
After a glowing medical review, the White House physician declared Trump’s body a “biological marvel,”…
After losing the Nobel Peace Prize, Trump vows “beautiful, precision-style diplomacy” against Norway. Officials call…
White House officials say “spontaneous combustion” can occur when freedom meets judicial resistance. Critics call…

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