Tag: Donald Trump

Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.

Donald Trump speaking outside United States Park Police station with microphone.
Politics

Trump Promises to “Fix Chicago,” Starts by Selling Red Hats That Say “Chicago Loves Trump”

Trump claims African-American women begged him to “fix Chicago,” unveiling imaginary red hats as proof…

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Donald Trump points during meeting, Intel CEO Lip-Bu Tan gestures while speaking at event
Business

Trump: ‘Intel Gave Me 10%. Now I Want the Other 90% of Their Secrets’

Trump claimed victory after America purchased 10% of Intel. Then he demanded the remaining 90%,…

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Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein sitting together outdoors.
Politics

Maxwell’s DOJ Interview Released: Reads Like Netflix Pilot That Forgot Its Own Plot

Maxwell’s DOJ interview was hyped as explosive. Instead, it played like a canceled Netflix series…

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Former national security adviser John Bolton looking on during a White House meeting
U.S.

FBI Labels Bolton ‘National Security Threat,’ Trump Labels Museum Gift Shop ‘Deep State Trap’ as America Enters Raid Season

FBI hits Bolton, Trump raids museums, and pandas may be next — America’s new season…

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Smoke billowing from destroyed electronics factory in Ukraine after Russian missile strike
World

Russia Bombs US-Owned Factory in Ukraine, Trump Calls It “Strong Negotiating Energy”

Days after shaking hands in Alaska, Putin sent missiles at an American-owned factory in Ukraine.…

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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem speaks in front of border wall construction.
Politics

New Black Border Wall Expected To Reach 500 Degrees, Finally Gives America World’s Largest Outdoor George Foreman Grill

DHS says painting the border wall black will stop migrants from climbing, but critics point…

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Donald Trump and Volodymyr Zelensky meeting in the Oval Office
Politics

Zelensky Thanks Trump Four Times in a Row Just to Avoid Provoking JD Vance Again

After a tense February exchange, Zelensky uses “gratitude strategy” while staff distract JD Vance with…

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Official vote-by-mail ballot envelope on a table
Politics

Trump Vows to End Mail-In Voting, Says America Should “Return to Hand-Carved Wooden Ballots Like the Founders Used”

Trump pushes for ancient voting methods as part of new effort to eliminate mail-in ballots…

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Donald Trump and Volodymyr Zelensky meeting in the Oval Office
Politics

Trump Praises Zelensky’s “Very Classy Black Suit,” Says War Could Have Ended Months Ago “If He Dressed Like This Sooner”

Trump says Ukraine war could end with better fashion choices as Zelensky rolls his eyes…

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Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin walking together near Air Force One
U.S.

Trump Thanks Putin for Leadership Tips on “Cleaning Up” Washington: “Your Work in Chechnya Was Inspirational”

Trump calls Putin’s methods “efficient and tasteful” after DC arrests skyrocket

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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky pointing during a press conference
World

After Putin Summit, Trump Invites Zelenskyy to D.C. for “Peace Meeting” — Zelenskyy Responds: “Sure, But Make It Maui.”

After Alaska talks with Putin, Trump moves on to “step two” and immediately hits a…

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B-2 bomber and fighter jets fly over airbase during Trump and Putin arrival
U.S.

Trump Orders Stealth Bomber to “Turn Off the Stealth” So Putin Can Appreciate How Cool It Looks

Alaska summit begins with bomber flyover and polite Russian nod

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