Trump announced a live UFC championship fight on the White House lawn for America’s 250th birthday, inviting Biden to warm up with a…
Lauren Boebert demands a drug test after Hakeem Jeffries delivers marathon House speech, citing “advanced vocabulary” and “hydration levels not seen since Peloton.”…
Tucked deep inside the 1,123-page Trump megabill are five ridiculous policies involving Reagan, dubstep, and Olive Garden gift cards. The law just got…
Vice President JD Vance broke the Senate tie on Trump’s megabill, then asked what the bill was. Experts say that tracks.…
Donald Trump has banned Elon Musk from Mar-a-Lago’s Taco Night after a megabill snub, sparking a political-tech feud involving drones, PACs, and deep…
Senators accidentally passed the Bible as federal law after dozens of sleepless votes. Clerks are unsure whether to file it under Religious Statutes…
Elon Musk’s sprawling family has reached federal recognition status, earning its own protected designation as a National Forest.…
Trump’s latest trade agreement triples tariffs on U.S. consumers while letting China off the hook, an economic strategy now known as “patriotic masochism.”…
Consumer spending fell as Americans abandoned purchases in restaurants, car lots, and especially Home Depot, where vibes replaced budgets.…
After days of watching CNN’s Natasha Bertrand, Donald Trump accused her of leaking national secrets through tone and eyebrows, demanding she be “fired…