Tag: Donald Trump
Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.
Should Flags Ever Go Back Up? Trump Says No, Calls Half-Mast ‘More Patriotic’
Trump orders U.S. flags to fly permanently at half-mast, claiming it shows strength and respect.…
Every Social Media User Now a Forensic Analyst
Yesterday they were economists, today they’re CSI agents. Tomorrow they’ll be cardiologists. The internet never…
Trump Spotted Biting Blue Mystery Object, Nation Places Bets on Viagra vs. Altoid
The U.S. Open crowd wanted a five-set thriller, but instead got a close-up of Donald…
From Informant to Inquisitor: Johnson Upgrades Trump’s Resume to ‘Holy Crusader’
Johnson now insists Trump wasn’t a snitch but a divine knight of fries, smiting Epstein…
Trump Demands Larger Flag at US Open, Says Current One “Barely Covers My Ego”
Trump wasn’t satisfied with the massive U.S. Open flag, saying it was “too puny” and…
Trump to Award Giuliani Medal of Freedom, Critics Suggest Medal of Delusion Instead
Rudy Giuliani’s spine may be fractured, but his loyalty to Trump remains unbent. The former…
Global Shoppers Punish U.S. Over Trump Tariffs, Finally Try Jeans That Fit
Levi’s, Coke, and McDonald’s are watching foreign customers abandon them in droves. Trump calls it…
Trump’s U.S. Open Appearance to Be Edited Like North Korean Broadcast: Just Cheers, No Boos
The U.S. Open told broadcasters to censor boos, chants, or protests during Trump’s appearance, turning…
Trump Declares DOT ‘Woke,’ Rebrands It as the ‘Department of Trump’
Trump scraps the Department of Transportation name in favor of his own brand, claiming the…
Trump Says New ‘Rose Garden Club Needs Girls and More of Those Good Old Epstein Vibes’
Trump unveiled his “Rose Garden Club” with senators and donors, then ruined the ambiance by…
Trump’s Secret FBI Codename ‘Big Mac’ Revealed in Botched Donnie BrascTrump Epstein Sting
Republicans now claim Donald Trump’s secret FBI codename was “Big Mac,” and his undercover Epstein…
Pentagon Rebrand to ‘War’ Expected to Save $350.56 in Letterhead Costs
Trump insists “defense” was too woke, renaming the Pentagon to the Department of War. Officials…
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