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Tag: Donald Trump
Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.
DOJ Promises Full Epstein File Release, Just Needs 30 Days To “Windex the Trump Parts”
The Justice Department promises honesty, clarity, and a light surface cleaning before America sees what…
October Jobs Report Canceled, Nation Encouraged To Assume It Was Fine
The Labor Department pressed pause on reality after the long shutdown and asked Americans to…
Experts Confirm THC Safer Than Alcohol, Meth, and Most Prescriptions, Congress Immediately Bans THC
A recent report ranks THC as safer than booze, meth, and many legal meds. Naturally,…
Trump Hits Reporter With “Quiet, Piggy,” Internet Responds With Full Hog Roast
Trump snapped at a female reporter after an Epstein question, and the moment exploded online.…
Trump Calls Epstein Files a “Democrat Hoax,” Then Demands GOP Release Them Anyway
Trump now insists the Epstein files are both totally fake and very important evidence that…
Trump Says Cutting Food Tariffs Will Lower Prices, Solves Mystery of Why Food Got Expensive
President Trump rushed to roll back tariffs on beef, coffee, bananas, and more after grocery…
Trump Drops MTG Endorsement After Epstein Leaks, Says She “Should Know Better Than To Believe Evidence”
Political loyalty took another hit after MTG pushed too close to the Epstein files. Trump…
Trump Asks Boebert To Block Epstein Files Over “Creepy Men” Experience
Trump’s team reached for the most dependable weapon in their arsenal. They wanted noise, confusion…
Trump Promises $2,000 Tariff Rebate Checks to Arrive February 30th
President Trump promises Americans $2,000 tariff rebate checks by February 30th, a date experts agree…
Trump Administration Says 50-Year Mortgages Will ‘Bridge the Gap Between Gen-Z and the Grave’
Trump proposes 50-year mortgages to make housing affordable by stretching payments beyond the mortal realm.…
Trump Promises $2,000 to Every American Who ‘Stops Asking About Epstein Files’
Trump touts tariff cash as free money while asking the public to forget a very…
Trump Says Naming Stadium After Him Would “Honor Redskins Tradition of Racism”
President Trump says naming Washington’s new stadium after him would “honor the Redskins’ proud legacy…
