Disney has announced a complete rebranding of its iconic themed lands to better reflect the true experiences that visitors encounter daily. Gone are the days of fantastical names like Tomorrowland and Fantasyland—in their…
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has managed to find an unlikely scapegoat for the recent outbreak of “flesh-eating” bacteria in Tampa Bay: Disney and the so-called “Woke Mob.” In a press conference that left…
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has signed a bill into law that will force The Walt Disney Company to build a new complex in the state. The bill, which was passed by the Florida…
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Rich Frillz, a husband and father of three from Ohio, has pinky promised not to yell at his family for not walking fast enough during their upcoming family vacation to Disney. Frillz, known…
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At a recent press conference, DeSantis was asked about the ongoing legal battle between his administration and Walt Disney Co. Rather than addressing the substance of the lawsuit, DeSantis responded with a classic…
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BREAKING – A dragon at Disneyland caught fire during a performance of “Fantasmic!” over the weekend, prompting rumors that Florida Governor Ron DeSantis may have sent a dragon slayer to sabotage the beloved…
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Orlando, FL – It seems that Governor DeSantis is considering various options for land surrounding Disney World, including turning it into a state park, another theme park, or even a state prison. Furthermore,…
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Tallahassee, Florida – Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has revealed that he has unresolved anger from his childhood after a staffer overheard him telling his wife that he was upset with Minnie Mouse for…
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