Tag: Disney
American Patriot Dad Disowns 5-Year-Old After They Didn’t Hate Snow White Live-Action Remake
A Kansas man cut ties with his 5-year-old child after the youngster liked Disney’s live-action…
Disney Acquires Congress, Promises Funnier Bills, Better Costumes
Disney’s new Congress promises more fun and music, with new laws passed only after a…
7 Surprising Things That Can Get You Kicked Out of Disney Parks
Disney is the land of dreams, until you show up in a turkey leg suit…
Disney Renames Lands to Reflect the True Park Experience
Disney has announced a complete rebranding of its iconic themed lands to better reflect the…
Ron DeSantis Blames Disney and the Woke Mob for “Flesh-Eating” Bacteria Deaths in Tampa Bay
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has managed to find an unlikely scapegoat for the recent outbreak…
DeSantis Forces Disney to Build New Office Complex, But It Can’t Have Any Gays
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has signed a bill into law that will force The Walt…
Father Pinky Swears Not to Yell at Family for Slow Walking During Disney Vacation
Rich Frillz, a husband and father of three from Ohio, has pinky promised not to…
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has a new strategy for dealing with criticism: “I know you are but what am I?”
At a recent press conference, DeSantis was asked about the ongoing legal battle between his…
DeSantis Accused of Sending Dragon Slayer to Disney to Take Down Show Prop
BREAKING - A dragon at Disneyland caught fire during a performance of "Fantasmic!" over the…
DeSantis Dreams of Disney Domination: Plans to turn Florida into ‘Dehappiest Place on Earth’
Orlando, FL - It seems that Governor DeSantis is considering various options for land surrounding …
Governor DeSantis Still Upset Over Minnie Mouse’s Rejection at Disney World, Sources Say
Tallahassee, Florida - Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has revealed that he has unresolved anger from…
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