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Ron DeSantis Blames Disney and the Woke Mob for “Flesh-Eating” Bacteria Deaths in Tampa Bay

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has managed to find an unlikely scapegoat for the recent outbreak of “flesh-eating” bacteria in Tampa Bay: Disney and…

DeSantis Forces Disney to Build New Office Complex, But It Can’t Have Any Gays

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has signed a bill into law that will force The Walt Disney Company to build a new complex in…

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Declares War on Chop Sticks: All Chinese Restaurants to Close

Governor Ron DeSantis has just signed a new bill into law that will see all Chinese food restaurants in the state of Florida…

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has a new strategy for dealing with criticism: “I know you are but what am I?”

At a recent press conference, DeSantis was asked about the ongoing legal battle between his administration and Walt Disney Co. Rather than addressing…

DeSantis Accused of Sending Dragon Slayer to Disney to Take Down Show Prop

BREAKING – A dragon at Disneyland caught fire during a performance of “Fantasmic!” over the weekend, prompting rumors that Florida Governor Ron DeSantis…

DeSantis Dreams of Disney Domination: Plans to turn Florida into ‘Dehappiest Place on Earth’

Orlando, FL – It seems that Governor DeSantis is considering various options for land surrounding  Disney World, including turning it into a state…

Governor DeSantis Still Upset Over Minnie Mouse’s Rejection at Disney World, Sources Say

Tallahassee, Florida – Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has revealed that he has unresolved anger from his childhood after a staffer overheard him telling…

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