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Ron DeSantis Blames Disney and the Woke Mob for “Flesh-Eating” Bacteria Deaths in Tampa Bay
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has managed to find an unlikely scapegoat for the recent outbreak…
DeSantis Forces Disney to Build New Office Complex, But It Can’t Have Any Gays
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has signed a bill into law that will force The Walt…
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Declares War on Chop Sticks: All Chinese Restaurants to Close
Governor Ron DeSantis has just signed a new bill into law that will see all…
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has a new strategy for dealing with criticism: “I know you are but what am I?”
At a recent press conference, DeSantis was asked about the ongoing legal battle between his…
DeSantis Accused of Sending Dragon Slayer to Disney to Take Down Show Prop
BREAKING - A dragon at Disneyland caught fire during a performance of "Fantasmic!" over the…
DeSantis Dreams of Disney Domination: Plans to turn Florida into ‘Dehappiest Place on Earth’
Orlando, FL - It seems that Governor DeSantis is considering various options for land surrounding …
Governor DeSantis Still Upset Over Minnie Mouse’s Rejection at Disney World, Sources Say
Tallahassee, Florida - Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has revealed that he has unresolved anger from…
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