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Cowboys Trade Micah Parsons, Announce New Defensive Scheme Called ‘Just Hoping for Turnovers’

Dallas trades its star, unveils strategy best described as “football by horoscopes.”

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Cowboys Trade Micah Parsons, Announce New Defensive Scheme Called ‘Just Hoping for Turnovers’

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