Trump Sues Coca-Cola for Not Switching to Cane Sugar After Imaginary Conversation
President Trump files a lawsuit against Coca-Cola, claiming they broke a verbal agreement to replace corn syrup with cane sugar — a deal…
Coca-Cola to Release ‘Founders Formula’ After Trump Suggests Original Recipe Was “Peak Capitalism”
After a Trump Truth Social post praising the 1886 Coca-Cola recipe, the soda giant announces Founders Formula: vintage glass, real sugar, and “definitely…
