As heatwaves ravage the U.S., the CDC rolls out bold new guidance: “Stop Being Poor.” Meanwhile, a Florida man sues the sun for…
HELL ON EARTH, USA— In a season that feels hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna, the relentless heat has everyone scrambling for shade,…
A group of conspiracy theorists has once again defied conventional wisdom. As Hurricane Hillary churns towards Los Angeles, Florida’s ocean waters reach an…
Scientists from the prestigious Institute of Obvious Observations have come forward with a crucial reminder: summer is, in fact, hotter than other seasons.…
Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Georgia representative, became convinced that the conservative policies that were in place during the last ice age were the…