HELL ON EARTH, USA— In a season that feels hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna, the relentless heat has everyone scrambling for shade, air conditioning, and industrial-strength sunblock. As temperatures soar to record…
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A group of conspiracy theorists has once again defied conventional wisdom. As Hurricane Hillary churns towards Los Angeles, Florida’s ocean waters reach an astonishing 100 degrees, Canadian forests burn in a fiery symphony,…
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Scientists from the prestigious Institute of Obvious Observations have come forward with a crucial reminder: summer is, in fact, hotter than other seasons. The shocking announcement, which has sent waves of revelation through…
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Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Georgia representative, became convinced that the conservative policies that were in place during the last ice age were the solution to the problems of the modern world. She believed…
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