Tag: Climate Change

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U.S.

CDC Issues ‘Stop Being Poor’ Heat Guidance as Florida Man Sues the Sun for Emotional Damages

As heatwaves ravage the U.S., the CDC rolls out bold new guidance: “Stop Being Poor.”…

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Science

Retailers Now Selling SPF 1000 as Summer Heat Reaches Absurd Levels

HELL ON EARTH, USA— In a season that feels hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna,…

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Health

Global Warming Season Declared Over, Humanity Excited to Dive into COVID Season

Climate Change Takes a Back Seat as Society Gears Up for Another Round of Pandemic…

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Science

Conspiracy Theorists Claim Hurricane “Hillary” And Other Disasters Caused By Secret Energy Weapons And “The Elite”

A group of conspiracy theorists has once again defied conventional wisdom. As Hurricane Hillary churns…

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Science

Scientists Remind World That Summer is “Hotter” Than Other Seasons

Scientists from the prestigious Institute of Obvious Observations have come forward with a crucial reminder:…

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World

Trudeau’s Revolutionary Plan: Lab-Grown Canadian Soldiers to Battle Global Warming

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has unveiled his latest plan to combat global warming. In…

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Politics

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Mammoth Idea: Bringing Back Ice Age Politics

Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Georgia representative, became convinced that the conservative policies that were in…

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