Da Pope Adds Walter Payton Fathead to Papal Quarters, Declares Bears “God’s Team”
Pope Leo XIV has customized his quarters with a Walter Payton Fathead, Da Bears posters, and a side of Midwestern reverence. Heaven, meet…
NFL Flexes Bears-Broncos Game to Wednesday Afternoon Slot Due to “Collective Mediocrity”
NEW YORK — In an unprecedented move, the NFL announced today that the upcoming Bears-Broncos game, originally set for primetime on Monday night,…
