Tag: Chicago

Donald Trump speaking outside United States Park Police station with microphone.
Politics

Trump Promises to “Fix Chicago,” Starts by Selling Red Hats That Say “Chicago Loves Trump”

Trump claims African-American women begged him to “fix Chicago,” unveiling imaginary red hats as proof…

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Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson speaks behind podium about proposed 1% grocery tax.
Politics

Let Them Eat Receipts: Chicago’s Mayor Unveils New Grocery Tax “for the Greater Good”

Chicago proposes a 1% grocery tax to fight a billion-dollar deficit, assuring residents it’s not…

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Food

Chicago Man Suffering in Silence After 7th Ketchupless Hot Dog at Memorial Day Picnic

A Chicago man suffers through another ketchup-free Memorial Day, forced to choose between authenticity and…

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Religion

First American Pope to Go by “Da Pope,” Chicago Celebrates with Deep Dish and Italian Beef

Chicago-born Robert Prevost becomes Pope Leo XIV, but his hometown isn’t waiting for formalities. He’s…

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U.S.

Walmart Pilots New Concept in Chicago – From Supercenter to Supermax

Walmart has announced that it will not be closing its stores in Chicago after all.…

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Sports

Chicagoans allowed to call “dibs” two weeks prior to NASCAR race through city

Chicago, IL - Residents of Chicago will soon be able to call dibs on their…

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