As heatwaves ravage the U.S., the CDC rolls out bold new guidance: “Stop Being Poor.” Meanwhile, a Florida man sues the sun for…
The CDC now recommends letting kids drink hose water, play with rusty tools, and experience minor chaos for optimal development.…
Eggs are cheaper than ever, thanks to Trump’s “Eggonomics Miracle.” The only catch? Dozens of Americans are now getting an extra helping of…
The CDC is urging Americans to stop casually diagnosing each other with TikTok disorders like “Main Character Syndrome,” warning the behavior is contributing…