Tag: CDC

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U.S.

CDC Issues ‘Stop Being Poor’ Heat Guidance as Florida Man Sues the Sun for Emotional Damages

As heatwaves ravage the U.S., the CDC rolls out bold new guidance: “Stop Being Poor.”…

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Health

New CDC Guidelines Recommend Childhood Exposure to Hose Water, Rusty Tools, and Low-Grade Fear

The CDC now recommends letting kids drink hose water, play with rusty tools, and experience…

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Health

You Wanted Cheaper Eggs, America, Now Enjoy Your Side of Salmonella

Eggs are cheaper than ever, thanks to Trump’s “Eggonomics Miracle.” The only catch? Dozens of…

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CDC headquarters in Atlanta, as officials urge Americans to stop diagnosing TikTok disorders like “Main Character Syndrome”
Lifestyle

CDC Warns Americans to Stop Diagnosing Each Other with “Main Character Syndrome”

The CDC is urging Americans to stop casually diagnosing each other with TikTok disorders like…

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