Tag: Canada

Donald Trump meets with Canadian officials during trade discussions.
Politics

White House Officially Declares Maple Syrup a Threat to U.S. Sovereignty

Trump has declared maple syrup a threat to America’s freedom, citing “Canadian aggression in breakfast…

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World

Trudeau’s Revolutionary Plan: Lab-Grown Canadian Soldiers to Battle Global Warming

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has unveiled his latest plan to combat global warming. In…

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Celebrities

Canada to Trade Carly Rae Jepsen for Taylor Swift, a Singer to be Named Later and a Pile of Maple Syrup Money

OTTAWA, CANADA - The Canadian government has proposed a blockbuster trade with the United States,…

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