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Scientists Remind World That Summer is “Hotter” Than Other Seasons

Last updated: Fri, July 28, 2023 9:54 PM CT
By The Folly Times
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Scientists from the prestigious Institute of Obvious Observations have come forward with a crucial reminder: summer is, in fact, hotter than other seasons.

The shocking announcement, which has sent waves of revelation through the scientific community, came after years of painstaking research and data analysis. “We felt it was our moral duty to remind the public of this extraordinary and often overlooked fact,” said Dr. Jane Sarcasm, the lead researcher on the project. “We understand that it might come as a surprise, but the evidence is overwhelming – summer tends to be hotter.”

While some might argue that this discovery has been common knowledge since the dawn of time, the scientists insist that the true significance of their findings lies in their ability to debunk the popular myth that winter is the hottest season. “We’ve had countless debates with people who genuinely believed winter was the warmest time of the year,” Dr. Sarcasm lamented. “It’s astonishing how widespread this misconception is.”

The announcement has ignited a firestorm on social media, with users expressing both shock and gratitude for the groundbreaking research. “I always thought winter was hotter than summer because of all the cozy blankets and hot chocolate,” one Twitter user admitted. “Thank you, Science, for setting the record straight!”

However, not everyone has welcomed the news with open arms. Climate Change deniers have been quick to dismiss the scientists’ findings, claiming that it’s all part of a vast conspiracy to push the “summer agenda.” “These so-called scientists are just pawns of the sun-loving cabal,” a prominent climate skeptic tweeted. “I’ll keep my snowmen and ice cream cones in winter, thank you very much!”

As the world grapples with this newfound knowledge, experts are urging caution and recommending measures to stay safe during the upcoming summer months. “We can no longer ignore the reality that summer brings with it heatwaves and scorching temperatures,” said Dr. Sarah Satire, a climate expert. “It’s essential to stay hydrated, wear sunscreen, and perhaps even consider seeking air-conditioned shelter during the day.”

The United Nations has also issued a statement, encouraging countries to take the necessary steps to combat the expected increase in heat-related incidents during the summer. “We must act now to protect our citizens from the unavoidable truth that summer is hotter,” urged the UN Secretary-General.

In conclusion, the scientific community has once again reminded us of the incredible power of observation and discovery. As we brace ourselves for the forthcoming summer heat, let us all take a moment to appreciate the tireless efforts of those who dare to challenge the status quo and reveal the most obvious truths hidden in plain sight.

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