Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson, never one to shy away from hard-hitting journalism, has announced an exclusive interview with none other than the elusive Sasquatch, also known as Bigfoot, to discuss rumors about former President Barack Obama’s secret wilderness retreat.
The interview, scheduled to air later this week on “Tucker on X”, will feature an in-depth discussion with Sasquatch, who claims to have firsthand knowledge of Obama’s “top-secret hiking trip” in the woods, which apparently took place during his presidential years.
“Sasquatch has been living off the grid for a long time,” Carlson said in a promotional segment for the interview. “If anyone knows the truth about what’s happening in our great American wilderness, it’s him.”
The exclusive interview will be the first time Sasquatch has spoken to the mainstream media. According to Carlson, the enigmatic creature reached out through an encrypted messaging service, expressing a desire to “set the record straight.”
“I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw the message,” Carlson continued. “I was initially skeptical, of course. But then Sasquatch sent me a blurry selfie, and I knew it had to be him.”
Carlson plans to ask hard-hitting questions, such as: “Did Obama use taxpayer money for his wilderness excursions?” and “What kinds of snacks did Obama eat while hanging out with you?”
Skeptics have already raised questions about the interview’s credibility. “This is clearly a stunt,” said a spokesperson for the Committee for Skeptical Inquiry. “There’s no scientific evidence to support the existence of Sasquatch, let alone his interactions with Obama.”
But Carlson remains unfazed. “If people don’t want to hear the truth, that’s their problem,” he said. “But we’re committed to bringing exclusive, ground-breaking stories to our viewers. And who knows? Maybe we’ll even find out that Sasquatch was the true mastermind behind Obamacare.”
