Former President Donald Trump has announced the release of his latest project – revised Bibles titled “The Donald Revisions”. Trump revealed the new Bibles during a recent campaign rally for the 2024 presidential election.
The revised Bibles, according to Trump, will remove any references to Satan and replace them with the name “Brandon”. Trump explained that this change was necessary as the name Satan had been unfairly associated with him by his political opponents.
“I’ve been called Satan by the media and the Democrats for far too long,” Trump told the cheering crowd. “So, I thought, why not replace Satan’s name in the Bible with say Brandon”
Trump went on to explain that his new Bibles would include other revisions as well, such as the addition of the phrase “Make America Great Again” to various parts of the text. He also promised that the revised Bibles would be “the most beautiful and tremendous Bibles ever produced, they’re going to be huge hits with my conservative bible supporters”.
The announcement has sparked controversy among religious leaders and scholars, with many criticizing Trump for his lack of understanding of the religious texts. Some have even gone as far as to call the revisions sacrilegious and disrespectful to the original text.
However, Trump remains undeterred by the criticism and has already started selling the revised Bibles at his campaign rallies. The Bibles come in a special red and gold cover, featuring Trump’s signature and the slogan “Trump 2024”.
Supporters of Trump have praised the new Bibles, saying that they appreciate the former president’s efforts to make the Bible more accessible and relevant to modern times. They also see the revisions as a way to show support for Trump and his political agenda.
Critics, on the other hand, see the revisions as yet another attempt by Trump to further his own political agenda and advance his own personal brand. Some have even compared the revised Bibles to cult propaganda.
As the controversy continues to swirl, one thing is certain – Trump’s revised Bibles are sure to be a hot topic during the upcoming election cycle. Whether they will have any real impact on the outcome of the election remains to be seen, but one thing is certain – they are sure to spark a lot of debate and discussion in the weeks and months to come.
