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Politics

Trump to be Moderator in GOP Debates, Promises a Play-by-Play of His Greatness

Last updated: August 21, 2023 1:44 PM CT

Washington, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump has announced that he will be taking on a new role in the upcoming primary debates: the official moderator. Trump has promised to provide unbiased and objective commentary on his own remarkable performance, ensuring that the American people get a clear understanding of just how great he truly is.

In a social media post on Truth Social, that raised more than a few eyebrows, Trump declared, “I’ve decided to offer my unparalleled expertise as the moderator for these debates. Nobody knows how to narrate better than me, believe me. I will provide the most fair and objective insights into my own incredible abilities.”

Political pundits and commentators are scratching their heads, trying to comprehend the logic behind Trump’s decision. Dr. Emily Quipster, a political analyst, stated, “This is a truly groundbreaking move. It’s as if he’s saying, ‘Who better to narrate these debates than the very person who is the main subject of discussion?’ It’s a level of self-awareness we’ve never seen before.”

Supporters of Trump were quick to rally behind his new role. One enthusiastic follower remarked, “Who needs traditional moderators when we can have the man himself giving us the play-by-play? This is genius! He’s taking transparency to a whole new level!”

The other candidates in the race, however, were caught off guard by the news. Former Vice President Mike Pence, a contender not known for his quick wit, quipped, “Well, that’s certainly an innovative approach to debates. I’m curious to see how he’ll balance narrating his own greatness with the actual exchange of ideas.”

Debate organizers are also adjusting to this unexpected development. Mark Challenger, the veteran anchor who was initially set to moderate the debates, shared his thoughts, saying, “I must admit, this is an unprecedented situation. We’ll have to ensure that the debates maintain their integrity and allow all candidates to share their viewpoints, even as Mr. Trump narrates his own journey.”

Despite the skepticism and amusement, Trump is doubling down on his commitment to his new role. He assured the public that he would provide a play-by-play commentary that showcases his unparalleled debating skills, giving viewers a firsthand experience of his remarkable performance.

As the nation gears up for these highly anticipated debates, all eyes are on Trump and his unique narration approach. Whether it will be a stroke of genius or a hilarious spectacle, one thing is certain: this Election cycle continues to surprise, proving that in the world of politics, anything can happen.

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