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Politics

Trump Proudly Proclaims Himself the “Indictment Champion” – Collects Legal Troubles Like Trump NFTs

Last updated: July 27, 2023 5:06 PM CT

Washington D.C. – Former President Donald Trump took to Social Media this morning to boast about his latest achievement: a third indictment. While most politicians would shy away from such legal troubles, Trump has embraced them with the same enthusiasm as a kid unwrapping Christmas presents.

In a series of social media posts, Trump declared himself “the greatest” and “the best” when it comes to receiving indictments. “No one gets indicted like I do, believe me,” he wrote, followed by a string of hashtags like #IndictmentChampion, #LegalTroublesRock, and #WinningAtLaw.

The news of Trump’s third Indictment came as a shock to some, but his die-hard supporters were quick to rally behind him. Supporters argued that three indictments are simply a testament to his ability to navigate the legal system and outwit his adversaries. “Other presidents might focus on things like economic policies or international relations, but Trump knows how to make an entrance in the courtroom!” said one enthusiastic follower wearing a “Make Indictments Great Again” cap.

Trump’s legal team has also been working tirelessly to spin the narrative in his favor. In a press conference, his attorney, Rudy Giuliani, said, “Three indictments are just a warm-up for us. We’re aiming for at least a dozen, and then we’ll have the most indictments in history! It’s like collecting baseball cards, but for legal battles.”

Not everyone is amused by Trump’s celebration of legal troubles. Critics argue that his boasting undermines the seriousness of the charges he’s facing. “We’re talking about potential criminal offenses here,” said one legal expert. “This isn’t a game, and it certainly shouldn’t be a matter of pride.”

As Trump revels in his legal woes, Twitter has erupted with memes and jokes about his self-proclaimed “Indictment Champion” status. One meme shows a cartoon Trump riding a unicorn labeled “Indictment” while shooting legal documents out of a tweet-shaped cannon. Another features Trump’s face photoshopped onto a boxing champion’s body, with the caption “Knocking out indictments like a boss!”

Despite the legal storm surrounding him, Trump remains defiant. “I’m the smartest when it comes to the law. Nobody understands indictments better than me,” he declared in a recent rally, prompting cheers from the crowd.

It seems that for Trump, receiving indictments is just another opportunity to bask in the limelight. His unique approach to legal matters has certainly set him apart from other politicians, but whether it’s a legacy to be proud of is still up for debate.

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