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Politics

Trump Promises to Be “Less Murdery” with 2024 VP Pick After Pence Debacle

Last updated: Thu, July 11, 2024 1:29 PM CT
By The Folly Times
5 Min Read

Former President Donald Trump has promised not to threaten the life of his vice presidential pick for the 2024 election. This vow comes in the wake of the now-infamous threats against Mike Pence after Trump lost the 2020 election, which led to a storm of controversy and a riotous mob at the Capitol.

A Reassuring Message from Mar-a-Lago

Speaking from his Mar-a-Lago residence, Trump addressed concerns about his future running mate’s safety. “I know people have been worried about how I’ll treat my next VP,” he said. “But I want to assure everyone that I’m turning over a new leaf. No more death threats. I promise to be less… murdery.”

Pence’s Nightmare: A Thing of the Past?

Mike Pence, Trump’s loyal vice president, found himself in an unprecedented situation when Trump supporters, egged on by Trump’s rhetoric, called for his execution on January 6th. Pence has since distanced himself from Trump, stating, “I never thought I’d have to worry about my boss’s supporters trying to hang me. It was a learning experience.”

A “Kinder, Gentler” Campaign

Trump’s new campaign slogan, “Make America Threat-Free Again,” aims to convince voters and potential VP candidates that he’s committed to a less hostile working environment. “We’re going to focus on the issues, not on, you know, gallows and whatnot,” Trump said with a grin.

Potential VP Candidates Breathe a Sigh of Relief

Republican hopefuls eyeing the VP slot have expressed cautious optimism. “It’s good to know that working with Trump won’t involve personal safety concerns,” said one potential candidate. “Though, I’m still keeping my life insurance policy up to date, just in case.”

Critics Remain Skeptical

Despite Trump’s assurances, critics are wary. “We’ve heard promises before,” said a political analyst. “Trump’s track record isn’t exactly filled with warm and fuzzy moments. This could just be another ploy to calm the waters.”

Trump’s Promise: A PR Move or Genuine Change?

Some analysts suggest that Trump’s promise is a strategic move to soften his image ahead of the 2024 Election. “It’s a smart move,” said one strategist. “Promising not to threaten your VP with death is a pretty low bar, but it’s a start.”

The Future of the Trump Ticket

As the 2024 election approaches, all eyes will be on Trump’s VP pick and whether he can truly keep his promise. For now, the former president’s commitment to a threat-free campaign is a headline that’s sure to generate discussion and, perhaps, a few chuckles.

Trump’s vow not to threaten his next VP is a curious yet welcome change. Whether this marks a genuine shift in his approach or just a savvy PR move remains to be seen. One thing is certain: the 2024 election will be anything but boring.

A New Leaf or Just a New Line? Trump Vows Not to Threaten His Future VP

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