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Surviving the Harris Apocalypse: Your Guide to Enduring the New Green Deal Era

Last updated: Thu, August 29, 2024 1:35 PM CT
By The Folly Times
6 Min Read

Welcome to the dawn of the Harris Era, where the term “green” doesn’t just refer to your lawn but to your entire survival strategy. As Kamala Harris takes the helm, promising a transformation so radical it might as well be an apocalypse for traditional living, here’s your survival guide. Forget bunkers; think solar panels and bug farms.

Imagine waking up to a world where fossil fuels are a relic of the past, and your car’s only fuel is your commitment to the environment. Kamala Harris, with her ambitious climate goals, has inadvertently set the stage for what some might call an “eco-apocalypse.” Here’s how to survive:

Solar Generators and Panels – Your New Best Friends

  • Why? With oil wells capped and coal plants shuttered, electricity might become a luxury. Solar power becomes your lifeline.
  • What to Buy: Invest in a high-capacity solar generator like the Anker Solix F2000, paired with robust solar panels. This setup ensures you have power for essentials, from charging your devices to running a fridge.

Vertical Gardens and Hydroponics

  • Why? Urban farming becomes not just trendy but necessary. Harris’s policies might make traditional farming too expensive or regulated.
  • What to Buy: Start with a simple hydroponic kit like the AeroGarden Harvest Elite. It’s small, efficient, and can grow herbs and vegetables year-round.

Insect Protein Farms

  • Why? Protein sources might dwindle as livestock farming faces heavy restrictions. Enter the era of entomophagy.
  • What to Buy: Consider setting up a cricket farm. Crickets are high in protein, and kits like the Fluker’s Cricket Farm Starter Kit are surprisingly easy to manage.

Water Filtration Systems

  • Why? With potential disruptions in water treatment due to new environmental regulations, clean water might not always flow from your tap.
  • What to Buy: A Berkey Water Filter System. It’s portable, effective, and doesn’t require electricity, filtering out contaminants naturally. Or the LifeStraw Home Water Filter pitcher is a cheaper alternative.

Electric Bikes and Scooters

  • Why? Cars might become a luxury or impractical with new regulations.
  • What to Buy: An electric bike like the Hyper Ultra 40, which has a 20 mile range or the Heybike Mars 2.0, which has an impressive 45 mile range and max speed of 28mph, making them perfect for urban survival.

DIY Repair Kits

  • Why? With manufacturing possibly slowing down due to environmental restrictions, repairing becomes more crucial than replacing.
  • What to Buy: A comprehensive tool kit for electronics, bikes, and basic home appliances. Learning to fix things could be your new survival skill.

Community and Barter Networks

  • Why? In a world where cash might be less king, bartering could become the new economy.
  • What to Do: Start building a community network now. Skills like gardening, carpentry, or even coding could be your currency.

Mental Health Resources

  • Why? Surviving an apocalypse, even a green one, can be mentally taxing.
  • What to Have: Stock up on books on mindfulness, meditation apps, or even consider learning therapy techniques like CBT (Cognitive Behavioral Therapy) for community support.

Surviving the Harris Apocalypse isn’t about hiding away but adapting to a new reality where green isn’t just about your garden but your entire lifestyle. This guide isn’t just for survival; it’s for thriving in a world where the environment isn’t just protected but revered. So, gear up, not with guns, but with solar panels, and let’s see if we can make this apocalypse a little greener, literally.

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