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Politics

Rudy Giuliani Claims He’s Got No Respect, Turns Out He’s Just a Stand-up Politician

Last updated: Wed, July 26, 2023 1:10 PM CT
By The Folly Times
5 Min Read

New York City, NY — The Former Mayor of New York City and former personal attorney to Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, has finally come clean about the “false” statements he made in recent years. But before you jump to conclusions, hold your horses – this wasn’t some grand political scheme or cunning strategy. According to Giuliani himself, it was all part of his “comedy career.”

In a rare moment of candor during a press conference, Giuliani addressed the media with a sheepish grin and admitted, “Okay, you got me! I was just trying out my material for a stand-up comedy gig.” The room was stunned into silence, unsure if this was just another Giuliani-esque attempt at humor. However, the former mayor went on to clarify that he had indeed been honing his comedic chops during his frequent media appearances.

“Think about it, folks,” Giuliani quipped, “spreading ridiculous conspiracy theories about mysterious voting machines and shadowy figures manipulating the election? That’s gold! And the way I dramatically wiped away my hair dye during that press conference – classic physical comedy!”

Reporters were baffled, trying to comprehend how such outlandish claims and absurd behavior could be considered anything other than misguided attempts at influencing public opinion. Giuliani, sensing their skepticism, continued, “Look, politics is just show business for ugly people, right? So I thought, why not make it entertaining? People love a good laugh!”

He even admitted that some of his most infamous moments were intentionally crafted to elicit laughter. “Remember the time I called a press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping? Come on, that was comedic genius! It’s like something straight out of a sitcom,” Giuliani chuckled.

Giuliani’s team initially tried to intervene and end the press conference, but the former mayor insisted on speaking his truth. “I’ve had a blast playing the part of the bumbling lawyer with a penchant for absurdity. The more outlandish the statement, the better the laughs. It was all part of my ‘alternative comedy’ experiment.”

While some critics remain skeptical of Giuliani’s excuse, citing the real-world consequences of his false claims on democracy, others have found themselves questioning whether this whole debacle is merely a performance art piece. Could it be that Giuliani has been the Andy Kaufman of politics all along?

In response to the uproar surrounding his statements, Giuliani simply shrugged, saying, “Hey, comedy is subjective. Not everyone gets it, but I’m committed to my craft. And you know what they say, any publicity is good publicity.”

As the press conference concluded, Giuliani hinted at the possibility of an upcoming comedy special, tentatively titled “The Trumped-Up Jester.” Whether audiences will embrace his comedic stylings or continue to dismiss them as dangerous falsehoods remains to be seen. One thing is for sure – Rudy Giuliani has taken the old saying “laughter is the best medicine” to a whole new level.

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