Republican lawmakers have vowed to limit the government’s intrusion into citizens’ lives, as long as those citizens’ choices align with the conservative agenda.
“We believe in limited government, except when it comes to telling people what to do,” said Represenitive Lauren Boebert. “As long as your choices align with our values, we promise not to interfere.”
The announcement comes on the heels of several high-profile controversies involving Disney, woke culture, and schools.
“Disney has gone too far with their woke agenda,” said Represenitive Lauren Boebert. “We need to limit their ability to spread their liberal propaganda to our children.”
The proposed legislation would limit Disney’s ability to include any messages about diversity, equity, and inclusion in their movies and TV shows. Instead, they would be required to promote traditional conservative values such as patriotism and individualism.
Schools would also be targeted by the legislation, with the government seeking to limit the curriculum to only include conservative-approved topics such as American exceptionalism and the dangers of socialism.
“We need to protect our children from the dangerous ideas being pushed by the left,” said Senator Ted Cruz. “Our limited government philosophy extends to education, as long as we get to decide what’s being taught.”
The announcement has drawn criticism from Democrats, who accuse the Republicans of hypocrisy.
“You can’t claim to believe in limited government while also trying to control people’s thoughts and actions,” said Senator Lisa Jackson. “This is just another example of the Republicans’ double standard.”
Despite the criticism, Republican lawmakers remain committed to their limited government agenda, as long as it’s limited to promoting conservative values.
