WACO, TX – In a stunning display of rage, former President Donald Trump reportedly threw a tub of ice cream against the window of his private airplane, Trump Force One, during a campaign rally in Waco, Texas. The incident was said to have been triggered by a mix-up involving Congressman Matt Gaetz and the wrong flavor of ice cream.
According to eyewitnesses, Gaetz had been tasked with bringing Trump his favorite ice cream flavor, vanilla, during the rally. However, he accidentally picked up a tub of chocolate instead, which Trump apparently found unacceptable.
As soon as Trump discovered the error, he reportedly flew into a rage, berating Gaetz and throwing the tub of chocolate ice cream across the plane. The frozen treat hit the window with a loud thud, causing some passengers on the plane to jump in shock.
Sources close to the former president say that Trump has always been extremely particular about his food, and that any deviation from his preferred flavors or preparations is met with immediate and often violent opposition.
Gaetz, for his part, has apologized for the mistake and promised to make it up to the former president by personally ensuring that all future ice cream orders are accurate. The incident has drawn widespread criticism and ridicule online, with many questioning Trump’s fitness to hold public office and speculating on what other seemingly minor mistakes might set him off in the future.
As of press time, Trump had not yet directly commented on the incident or the uproar it had caused, only noting that “Representative Gaetz must get really bad ice cream headaches with that huge forehead of his.”
