Kim Jong Un’s Surprising Call to Trump
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un recently reached out to his “good friend” Donald Trump with some unconventional advice. According to sources, Kim Jong Un called Trump to offer a masterclass on becoming a “Supreme Leader” based on the wisdom passed down from his grandfather, Kim Il Sung. The tips? How to rule a country with an iron fist and ensure your offspring inherit the throne. It’s a dictator’s dream handbook, straight from the source.
A Dictatorial Friendship
Trump and Kim Jong Un’s friendship has always been the subject of much intrigue. Their bromance, marked by a flurry of love letters and historic summits, has now taken a new twist. In this latest episode, Kim Jong Un reportedly shared the secret recipe for maintaining absolute power, as perfected by his grandfather, the founder of North Korea.
Supreme Leader Tips: A Legacy of Control
Kim Il Sung’s playbook, as recounted by Kim Jong Un, is a comprehensive guide to becoming a supreme ruler. Here are the highlights of the advice that Kim Jong Un passed on to Trump:
- Cult of Personality: Kim Il Sung’s first rule was to create a god-like image. According to Kim Jong Un, Trump should commission statues, paintings, and hymns in his honor. Perhaps a golden Trump Tower on every corner would do the trick?
- Control the Narrative: Media control is paramount. Kim Jong Un advised Trump to ensure that all news outlets broadcast only favorable coverage, effectively turning Fox News into the state-run Trump News Network. Any dissent? Label it fake news and silence it swiftly.
- Centralized Power: To truly rule, one must centralize all power. Kim Il Sung’s regime was marked by the elimination of rivals and the consolidation of power. Kim Jong Un suggested Trump could start by reclassifying and firing federal workers who don’t show absolute loyalty.
- Fear and Loyalty: The double-edged sword of fear and loyalty is crucial. Kim Jong Un recounted how his grandfather maintained a network of loyal informants while instilling fear through public purges and executions. For Trump, this could translate to political retribution and loyalty tests within his administration.
- Dynastic Rule: Lastly, to pass power down to the next generation, Kim Jong Un emphasized the importance of grooming a successor. Kim Il Sung prepared his son, Kim Jong Il, from a young age. Trump, taking a leaf from this book, might consider putting Ivanka or Don Jr. through a rigorous dictator-in-training program.
A Path to Supreme Leadership
The call reportedly ended with Kim Jong Un offering a final piece of advice: “Remember, the path to becoming a Supreme Leader is not for the faint-hearted. It requires unwavering determination, a touch of ruthlessness, and an unyielding belief in one’s divine right to rule.”
Trump’s Reaction
While Trump has yet to publicly respond to this advice, sources close to him say he is considering a few of Kim Il Sung’s tactics. There are rumors of new statues being designed and an increased focus on loyalty within his inner circle. Whether or not Trump will fully embrace the North Korean model remains to be seen, but one thing is clear: his friendship with Kim Jong Un continues to produce some of the most bizarre political theater in recent memory.
