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Politics

Freedom Caucus Finally Files for Divorce from Marjorie Taylor Greene: “It’s Not You, It’s Us”

Last updated: Thu, July 6, 2023 9:33 PM CT
By The Folly Times
6 Min Read

The Freedom Caucus, a conservative congressional group known for its unwavering support of controversial figures, has announced its long-anticipated divorce from Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia. Citing irreconcilable differences and an irrepressible need to maintain their reputation, the caucus revealed that the time had come to sever ties with their once-beloved congresswoman.

The Freedom Caucus, often referred to as a haven for hardline conservatives, has had its fair share of unconventional relationships over the years. From Ted Cruz’s brief dalliance with the government shutdown to the torrid affair between Mark Meadows and the Trump administration, the caucus has always been drawn to politicians with a flair for controversy. However, it seems that Marjorie Taylor Greene’s antics pushed even their boundaries.

At a press conference held outside a McDonald’s in an undisclosed location, Caucus Chairman Representative Andy Biggs announced the decision with a heavy heart and an extra-large milkshake in hand. “We have decided to part ways with Representative Greene,” Biggs stated, pausing occasionally to take a sip from his milkshake. “While we appreciate her passion for conspiracy theories and her unique interpretation of reality, we feel it’s time to move on and embrace new forms of outrageousness.”

Greene, known for her controversial statements and QAnon conspiracy theories, had become a darling of the far-right, but even the Freedom Caucus found it increasingly difficult to keep up with her wild antics. “We always prided ourselves on pushing the boundaries of rationality, but Marjorie took it to a whole new level,” confessed Representative Jim Jordan, his wrestling singlet slightly askew. “We tried our best to keep up, but we realized we were just playing in a different league of absurdity.”

During their time together, Greene and the Freedom Caucus had embarked on many memorable escapades, such as co-sponsoring bills to rename post offices after their favorite right-wing media personalities or organizing “Bigfoot Hunting” trips in the Capitol basement. However, the final straw came when Greene suggested that lizard people from outer space were infiltrating the government, prompting even the most dedicated members of the caucus to raise an eyebrow.

“We had to draw a line somewhere,” explained Representative Mo Brooks, wearing a tinfoil hat as a symbol of solidarity with Greene’s conspiracy theories. “But when she started talking about alien reptilians, we knew we had to break free. It was like a bridge too far, even for us.”

As news of the divorce spread, reactions poured in from all corners of the political spectrum. Progressive lawmakers celebrated the split as a sign that perhaps there was hope for sanity in Congress after all. Meanwhile, conspiracy theorists scrambled to find a new champion who would continue their noble quest to expose hidden truths.

In the end, the Freedom Caucus’s divorce from Marjorie Taylor Greene may serve as a cautionary tale for those who thrive on controversy. As they embark on their quest for a new partner in audaciousness, the caucus members are taking a moment to reflect on their journey and to ask themselves, “What will the next chapter bring? And can we find someone who can make us question reality just as much as Marjorie did?”

Only time will tell if they succeed in their search for a new partner in chaos, but for now, the Freedom Caucus remains resolute in their decision to bid farewell to Representative Greene and her outlandish conspiracy theories. As they look toward the future, they can only hope to find someone who can fill the void and keep them on the edge of the political spectrum, even if it means embracing a new level of absurdity.

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