Trump Force Two, the plane used by former President Donald Trump, was grounded due to an unexpected problem: a broken toilet. The culprit? A diet heavy on fast food that caused more than the plane’s plumbing could handle.
Fast Food Frenzy Leads to Lavatory Letdown
Trump Force Two, known for its opulence and comfort, encountered a decidedly unglamorous issue just before takeoff. After indulging in one of his favorite fast food meals, Trump used the plane’s lavatory. The aftermath of his greasy feast quickly overwhelmed the toilet. As a result, the clogged and leaking toilet grounded the entire plane.
“Let’s just say it was a perfect storm of fast food and bad timing,” said one insider. “The toilet couldn’t handle that much…pressure.”
Quick Thinking Saves the Day
Fortunately, Trump had anticipated such problems. After previous incidents, including those rumored flushing mishaps at the White House, Trump wisely kept a plumber on retainer. The plumber was called in immediately to address the situation. Although the delay caused by the breakdown kept Trump Force Two grounded, the problem was resolved swiftly.
“It’s not the first time he’s needed a plumber in a hurry,” a source close to the situation said. “Having someone on standby for exactly these kinds of emergencies really paid off.”
Social Media Latches On
As word of the grounded plane spread, social media users quickly turned the story into a viral sensation. Memes and jokes about Trump’s fast food habits and the resulting toilet trouble flooded the internet. “Trump Force Two grounded by a Big Mac overload,” one tweet read. Another added, “Too many fries finally clogged more than just his arteries.”
What’s Next?
While the broken toilet caused an inconvenient delay, Trump’s team remained confident that the issue would be resolved quickly. “We’re handling it,” assured one crew member. “But it might be time to rethink those pre-flight meals.”
Key Takeaways
- Trump Force Two was grounded due to a broken toilet, caused by the former President’s fast food diet and the resulting plumbing issues.
- Fortunately, Trump had a plumber on retainer, who quickly fixed the problem, though the plane remained grounded for a time.
- Social media turned the incident into a viral joke, highlighting the connection between Trump’s diet and the plane’s toilet troubles.
