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California Government to Provide Free Tent Insurance to Sidewalk Residents After Hurricane Hilary

Last updated: Mon, August 21, 2023 12:18 AM CT
By The Folly Times
4 Min Read

Los Angeles – In a move that has left many scratching their heads, the California government has announced a groundbreaking initiative to offer tent insurance to the burgeoning population of sidewalk inhabitants in cities like LA and San Francisco. This decision comes hot on the heels of the impending Hurricane Hilary, and officials are assuring residents that they’ve got their backs… or rather, their tents.

As Hurricane Hilary bears down on the West Coast, it seems the government has suddenly realized the untapped market potential of the sidewalk tent-dwellers. “We’re all about innovation,” said the Governor, seemingly unfazed by the potential backlash to this unexpected policy pivot. “These folks are our constituents too, and we believe they deserve the same peace of mind as homeowners during times of crisis.”

The newly minted “Sidewalk Shelter Assurance” program promises to provide coverage for a wide range of incidents that could befall tent inhabitants, including strong gusts of wind, torrential downpours, and even seagull-related mishaps. The Governor added, “We understand that tent-dwellers have unique needs. We’re proud to be the first state to offer such a comprehensive insurance solution.”

Critics, however, have raised eyebrows at this move, questioning the allocation of resources to insure tents rather than addressing the underlying issue of homelessness. “While it’s heartening to see the government’s concern for tent-dwellers, maybe we could focus on finding them permanent homes instead of temporary insurance,” remarked social advocate Jane Shelterhope.

The announcement has sent shockwaves through the insurance industry as well. Existing tent insurance providers, who were anticipating a financial bonanza from Hurricane Hilary, are now faced with the formidable competition posed by the state. “We thought we had the tent insurance market cornered,” lamented one industry insider. “Now the government is muscling in with their ‘state-sponsored coverage.’ It’s like a circus tent under here!”

To further sweeten the deal, the government is rumored to be considering offering premium packages that include perks such as a complimentary umbrella and a voucher for a hot coffee from a nearby food truck. Governor Rayz remains undeterred by the backlash, insisting that this initiative will redefine disaster relief for all Californians – whether they own a condo or a tent.

As the hurricane’s arrival looms closer, Californians are left pondering the future – one where tents are insured by the state and seagull incidents are finally taken seriously. Time will tell if this daring experiment in social insurance will weather the storm or blow away like a tumbleweed in the Santa Ana winds.

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