Washington D.C. – President Joe Biden’s pet dog, Commander, has taken on the role of the “Democratic Dog Enforcer,” using his sharp teeth to express his displeasure with Secret Service members who allegedly voted for former President Donald Trump.
Commander, a German Shepherd, had been portrayed as a symbol of unity and friendship between the White House and its staff. However, recent reports suggest that his allegiance to the Democratic party runs deeper than expected. According to insider sources, Commander has been making a list of Secret Service agents he suspects did not cast their ballots in favor of his owner.
One Secret Service agent, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, claimed to have been bitten multiple times by Commander after the dog allegedly overheard him discussing his previous vote for Trump during a casual conversation with fellow agents.
“I was just talking with some colleagues about the election, and I mentioned that I voted for Trump in 2020,” the agent said. “Suddenly, Commander jumped at me, barking aggressively, and bit my leg. It was like he was punishing me for my past voting choice.”
The situation has raised concerns among White House staff and the Secret Service, with many members fearing for their safety during interactions with the canine enforcer. Some agents have reportedly started wearing “I Voted Democrat” stickers as a precautionary measure to avoid Commander’s wrath.
When questioned about Commander’s behavior, White House Press Secretary responded with a laugh, calling the situation “pawlitics at its finest.” She assured the public that Commander’s actions were not encouraged by the administration and that they would look into implementing obedience training for the dog to avoid further incidents.
Meanwhile, political commentators and comedians have had a field day with the unusual circumstances, making jokes about Commander’s apparent “dogmocratic” tendencies and his unapologetic approach to enforcing party loyalty.
As the news spreads across the nation, the internet has been flooded with memes and social media posts, turning Commander into a mascot of sorts for the polarization and tension that continue to characterize the country’s political landscape.
In response to the growing controversy, President Biden himself has not made any official statements. However, insiders suggest that the President may consider using this unexpected development to urge Americans to come together, regardless of their political differences, as a way to “heal the bite.”
For now, the White House has increased security measures around Commander and reminded all Secret Service members to remain cautious when discussing politics around the four-legged political enforcer.
