Mar-a-Lago, Florida – An active eater situation has emerged at Mar-a-Lago, with reports suggesting that the former President of the United States, Donald Trump, has been indulging in a marathon eating session.
According to eyewitnesses, the well-dressed, spray orange-tinted man sat down at a table in the resort’s dining room the other night and hasn’t left since. The chef has been working tirelessly to deliver plate after plate to the man, who appears to have an insatiable appetite.
Speculation about the identity of the active eater quickly spread throughout the resort, with many guests wondering who could possibly consume such an enormous amount of food. After a few hours of guessing, it became clear that the active eater was none other than the resort’s most famous resident, Donald Trump.
The former President’s recent legal troubles in the state of New York seem to have taken a toll on him, leading him to seek comfort in the form of copious amounts of food. Reports suggest that Trump has been binging on everything from filet mignon to chocolate cake, with no signs of slowing down.
“I’ve never seen anything like it,” said one Mar-a-Lago employee who wished to remain anonymous. “He just keeps eating and eating. I don’t think he’s even taken a break to use the bathroom.” Many prominant Republicans have offered thoughts and prayers to the staff at Mar-a-Lago.
While Trump’s active eating habits may be a source of amusement for some, others are expressing concern about his well-being. Doctors warn that excessive food consumption can lead to a variety of health problems, including heart disease, high blood pressure, and diabetes.
“Mr. Trump’s recent behavior is very concerning,” said Dr. Rachel Levine, a prominent endocrinologist. “His weight and diet put him at risk for a number of serious health issues. We urge him to seek medical attention before it’s too late.”
Despite the warnings, Trump appears to be unfazed by the criticism. In fact, he seems to be reveling in the attention his active eating has garnered, even going so far as to invite reporters to come and watch him eat.
“I’m the best eater there is, believe me,” Trump said in a statement released to the media. “No one can eat like I can. And the food at Mar-a-Lago is the best, let me tell you. I could eat here every day and never get tired of it.”
As the active eater situation at Mar-a-Lago continues, it remains to be seen how long Trump will be able to keep up his marathon eating sessions. But one thing is for sure: as long as there is food to be eaten, the former President will be there to eat it.
