Former President Donald Trump has reportedly survived a second assassination attempt — this time on the golf course. But this time, his new best friend and billionaire buddy Elon Musk is swooping in to save the day. Musk has promised to develop a state-of-the-art, bulletproof golf cart under the Tesla brand to ensure Trump’s safety during his beloved rounds of golf.
The Latest Attempt: Golf Courses Are No Longer Safe
According to sources close to Trump, the former president was once again targeted while playing golf, this time narrowly escaping a second “clear and present danger.” Following the previous incident where Travis Kelce was allegedly spotted in the bushes, the latest attempt left Trump rattled—but more determined than ever to continue his time on the course.
“I won’t let these people ruin my golf game,” Trump reportedly said. “But it’s time to up the security. That’s why I called Elon.”
Enter Elon Musk: “We’ll Build the Best, Most Bulletproof Golf Cart Ever”
After hearing about Trump’s latest brush with danger, Tesla CEO Elon Musk immediately leaped into action. In a joint statement on Truth Social, Trump and Musk announced their collaboration on what they’re calling “the world’s safest golf cart.”
“Elon called me, and he said, ‘Donald, we’re going to build the greatest golf cart. It’s going to be bulletproof. The best technology. No one’s ever seen anything like it,’” Trump told reporters.
Musk, never one to shy away from a challenge, confirmed the project. “We’re working on a fully electric, bulletproof golf cart that will be unlike anything on the market. It will have the speed of a Model S and the durability of a Cybertruck. It’ll even have autopilot—just in case Donald wants to take a nap between holes,” Musk tweeted.
Features of the Tesla Bulletproof Golf Cart
The golf cart, which Musk claims will “revolutionize the way world leaders golf,” is set to have features that make it the ultimate security vehicle for Trump. These include:
- Bulletproof Glass: Thick, shatterproof windows that can withstand multiple rounds of ammunition.
- Tesla Autopilot: Advanced autopilot features to allow Trump to relax or tweet while the cart drives itself across the course.
- High-Speed Mode: For those “emergency escapes” from dangerous situations, the cart will feature a speed boost capable of reaching up to 50 mph (for getting out of the rough, of course).
- Built-in Snack Bar: Fully stocked with Diet Coke, cheeseburgers, and Trump’s favorite snacks, ensuring no interruption to his golf routine.
“Donald deserves only the best,” Musk said in a tweet. “This golf cart will protect him, but it’ll also make him the envy of every golfer out there. Who wouldn’t want to ride in this thing?”
Social Media Erupts: Is the Bulletproof Golf Cart Necessary?
As soon as the announcement hit social media, reactions poured in. While Trump supporters celebrated the innovative collaboration between the former president and Musk, others weren’t so sure this was the best use of Tesla’s resources.
“Why is Tesla building a bulletproof golf cart instead of finishing my Cybertruck order?” one user tweeted.
Another joked, “Finally, the world’s greatest problems are being solved: golf cart security.”
But the internet’s skepticism didn’t faze Trump or Musk. Both are confident this collaboration will not only protect Trump but revolutionize security on golf courses worldwide. “This isn’t just for me,” Trump said. “This is for all the great golfers out there who want to play in peace.”
The Trump-Musk Bromance: Golf, Twitter, and Electric Cars
This isn’t the first time Trump and Musk have bonded over shared interests. With Musk now owning X (formerly Twitter), and Trump’s love for Truth Social, the two have had plenty to talk about when it comes to social media and the future of tech.
“We get along great,” Trump said. “Elon’s a brilliant guy. We’re going to do big things together—starting with this bulletproof golf cart. It’s going to be huge.”
Musk, for his part, has praised Trump’s resilience. “He’s tough. He’s still golfing after two assassination attempts. I think that says a lot,” Musk tweeted.
What’s Next for the Bulletproof Golf Cart?
As Tesla begins production on Trump’s custom bulletproof golf cart, many are wondering if this will lead to a new line of “secure recreational vehicles” from the automaker. Musk has remained tight-lipped about whether other politicians—or even celebrities—could place orders.
For now, though, it’s clear that Trump will be riding in style—and safety—on the links, thanks to his billionaire buddy.
Key Takeaways
- After surviving a second assassination attempt, Donald Trump has teamed up with Elon Musk to create a Tesla-made bulletproof golf cart.
- The golf cart will feature bulletproof glass, Tesla autopilot, and even a high-speed mode for quick escapes.
- Trump and Musk’s collaboration is already sparking excitement and skepticism on social media.
