Washington D.C. – A recent poll conducted by the Pew Research Center has found that a staggering 80% of American citizens do not trust an adult who wears a bowtie. The findings have sent shockwaves throughout the political world, especially for Representative Patrick McHenry (R-NC), who is known for his signature bowtie.
“I can’t believe it,” said McHenry in a statement released to the press. “I’ve been wearing bowties since I was a young man. I thought they made me look sophisticated and intelligent, but apparently, the American people think differently.”
The poll has caused a stir in political circles, with many lawmakers expressing their shock and disbelief at the findings.
“I never would have thought that something as innocuous as a bowtie could cause such a commotion,” said Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY). “I’ve been wearing one for years, and I haven’t had any issues.”
However, not everyone is surprised by the poll’s results. Some political analysts have suggested that the public’s distrust of bowties may stem from their association with clowns and other performers.
“It’s not surprising that people are hesitant to trust someone who looks like they just stepped out of a circus,” said political analyst Rachel Maddow. “Bowties are associated with frivolity and lightheartedness, which are not qualities that most Americans want in their leaders.”
Despite the poll’s findings, McHenry has vowed to continue wearing his signature bowtie.
“I’m not going to let a silly poll dictate my fashion choices,” he said. “If anything, this just makes me want to wear it more.”
Only time will tell whether McHenry’s bowtie will hurt his chances for re-election, but one thing is clear: the American people are watching, and they’re not afraid to judge a politician by his fashion sense.
