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‘The Simpsons’ Episodes Now Admissible in Court as Unassailable Crystal Balls

Last updated: June 22, 2023 1:31 PM CT

A landmark ruling by the Supreme Court has just declared that episodes of the long-running animated series, “The Simpsons,” are now irrefutable evidence in court. The reason? It seems that the show has an uncanny ability to predict the future with astonishing accuracy.

Legal scholars and pop culture enthusiasts alike are scratching their heads, pondering the consequences of this unprecedented ruling. From satirical sketches to surreal storylines, “The Simpsons” has apparently become a source of truth, a harbinger of events yet to unfold.

Judge H. Simpson presided over the groundbreaking case, delivering the verdict with a touch of bemusement and a sly grin. “After careful consideration of the evidence, it has become glaringly apparent that ‘The Simpsons’ possesses an extraordinary predictive power that surpasses all known laws of physics, economics, and common sense,” proclaimed the honorable judge.

Prosecutors across the nation are now scrambling to collect DVD box sets, binge-watching seasons with a renewed sense of purpose. Defense attorneys, on the other hand, have taken to scouring the annals of Springfield, searching for potential episodes that could help exonerate their clients.

Law enforcement agencies are also reevaluating their investigative techniques. Police departments nationwide are creating specialized units, consisting solely of die-hard “Simpsons” fans, tasked with combing through episodes for any hints or clues to ongoing or future criminal activity.

However, not everyone is convinced of this groundbreaking legal development. Skeptics argue that the “prophecies” attributed to the show are merely a result of a staggering number of episodes produced over its three-decade-long tenure. With over 700 episodes, it’s statistically probable that some of the storylines will align with real-life events.

Nevertheless, the implications are enormous. Economic forecasters have begun replacing complex algorithms with reruns of “The Simpsons,” predicting stock market crashes, housing bubbles, and even celebrity meltdowns. Climate scientists, too, are using the show as a crystal ball to foresee natural disasters and global warming patterns.

Moreover, politicians have jumped on the bandwagon, seeking “Simpsons” episodes to help inform their policies and campaign strategies. It’s not uncommon to see political rallies where candidates hold up “Simpsons” scripts as their manifesto for a better future.

With the newfound reverence for the animated sitcom, the show’s creator, Matt Groening, has been inundated with interview requests from esteemed scientists and futurists, all seeking a glimpse into the secret behind his prophetic genius. Groening, true to form, simply chuckles and shrugs, cryptically declaring, “Sometimes, life imitates yellow-skinned, four-fingered art. Don’t have a cow, man.”

As the courtrooms and boardrooms embrace the wisdom of Springfield, it remains to be seen if this ruling will stand the test of time or if the next episode of “The Simpsons” will send everything topsy-turvy. In the meantime, lawyers around the country are dusting off their DVD players, hoping to find the hidden gems within the animated classic that may just hold the key to their next big win.

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