Brian Wilson, Beach Boys co-founder, dies after the chaos of LA’s recent riots overwhelms his fragile harmonic equilibrium…
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Trump unveils “TruthTrade,” a MAGA-exclusive investing app that syncs with his social media posts and features Marjorie Taylor Greene giving stock tips from a throne…
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After a failed inspection, Trump rebrands food safety, blames woke hand soap agenda, and launches his own “T for Trump” health grade…
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After a 4-0 loss to Switzerland and four straight defeats, the U.S. Men’s National Team is reportedly asking FIFA if it can still host the 2026 World Cup without playing.…
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Hulk Hogan is leading a beer-fueled bid to rescue Hooters from bankruptcy, promising to revive the brand with patriotism, wings, and flex appeal.…
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President Trump says he’s restoring military base names honoring Confederate officers to “keep the winning streak alive.” Critics say he’s honoring losers to own the libs.…
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The National Fast Food Workers Union is demanding 20-minute nap breaks for “button fatigue,” prompting Burger King and Wendy’s to race for solutions while OSHA updates its workplace guidelines.…
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President Trump rolled out “Trump Savings Accounts” that give $1,000 to every newborn. Critics say it’s the ultimate long play—babies get an account, parents get a headache, Wall Street gets the rest.…
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Forget the “must-haves” recommended by influencers who sweat in air conditioning. These items are field-tested, snark-approved, and handpicked by the team at The Folly Times. If you’re going to sweat through your favorite shirt, you might as well do it with a little shade —…
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Gavin Newsom tells Trump to arrest him, as the National Guard’s LA deployment turns into a taco truck crawl and lawsuits start flying.…
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Laura Loomer claims AOC has gained 50 pounds in Congress, but the only thing really gaining traction is Loomer’s obsession. As AOC racks up legislative wins, Loomer racks up retweets — and not much else.…
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As Trump and Musk go full WWE, the Millers test whether marriage can survive divided billionaire loyalties. Washington has thoughts, and maybe popcorn.…
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