Trump unveils TrumpRx, claiming Pfizer will lower drug prices by “300% or more.” Critics call it “Trump University with pill bottles.”
Democrats failed to pass their last-ditch spending bill as Republicans gaveled out early, raising questions about whether a shutdown can even break what’s…
As the government faces a midnight shutdown, Pete Hegseth tells troops to rely on faith and fitness instead of funding, calling paychecks “optional…
Trump’s ICE boats patrol the Chicago River under “Operation Shamrock Sweep,” hunting undocumented leprechauns accused of dyeing the water green.
A leaked Cabinet text reveals Trump’s bailout for Argentina accidentally boosted China’s soybean supply. The White House calls it “trade art in motion.”
The Fall of Rome wasn’t a mystery—it was a slow-motion collapse fueled by arrogance, greed, and the emperor’s obsession with loyalty over competence.…
President Trump claims Tylenol taken during pregnancy may cause “weak babies and radical thoughts.” Experts say his advice could be more harmful than…
Trump called the Nobel Committee “rigged” after learning he wouldn’t receive the Peace Prize, announcing instead his own “Trump Peace Awards,” complete with…
Former NFL star Charles Tillman left the FBI after Trump’s immigration crackdown turned defense into deportation drills. The ex-cornerback says conscience called an…
Trump has ordered the release of every Amelia Earhart document in federal archives, claiming “she vanished, just like Epstein’s client list,” while avoiding…
War Secretary Pete Hegseth orders 800 generals to Virginia in what critics call a cosplay purge rehearsal. Strongman vibes, reality show rules apply.
Oklahoma schools will replace guidance counselors with Turning Point USA chapters, giving students official life advice through Charlie Kirk memes and merch tables.
After Trump’s deportation spree tanked Modelo sales, Michelob Ultra became America’s top beer by offering flavorless patriotism in a can.
Trump and Musk set aside their feud at Charlie Kirk’s memorial to bond over trending hashtags and the size of their respective fan…
Nancy Mace accused Cory Mills of stolen valor, sparking a GOP meltdown over ketchup-stained pants and ghostwritten war stories.
Trump declared Tylenol risky for pregnant women and suggested Ivermectin instead, citing horses as proof that autism is “basically solved.”
The Fed cut rates, but Americans marked the event by staying put, not buying homes, and ignoring the idea of economic mobility altogether.
UFC announces July 4 White House event as Trump and Dana White transform democracy into pay-per-view. McGregor headlines, Constitution not on card.
Trump called Bondi “very careful” before demanding she stop being careful and indict his rivals immediately, sparking concerns over politicized justice.
Trump told Air Force One reporters to “fly safely” because he was on board, clarifying that without him, no one would care if…
Sophie Cunningham was confronted by a police officer during a Fever playoff game. The scene left fans convinced the WNBA is more social…
Trump’s DOJ closed a bribery case against border czar Tom Homan, rebranding $50,000 in cash as “extreme vetting for cash” and patriotic support.
White House staff are boarding two planes for Charlie Kirk’s funeral, leaving D.C. empty. The government briefly ran smoother without them.
The Bears promise to fix Caleb Williams after they finish breaking him, continuing Chicago’s proud tradition of ruining quarterbacks since 1985.
The Pentagon announced new rules restricting press access, requiring escorts and neon badges. Reporters say it turns journalism into a guided tour.
Ted Cruz shocked America by making sense for the first time. Experts and historians rushed to confirm and record this rare event in…
Trump’s FCC suspends Jimmy Kimmel and enforces a new One Joke Policy. From now on, all comedy must be MAGA-approved and federally licensed.
Our liberty depends on the freedom of the press, and that cannot be limited without being lost.
Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper the media. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle.
-Thomas Jefferson
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